Vale Todo

Caroline | Scorpio

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

[bangurz]

me: h-

blonde republican women:

[fakehistory]

Roman soldier letting his superiors know that Jesus disappeared (ca. 30 AD colorized)

[hopecel]

I’ll build a stairway to Paradise With a new step ev'ry day ! I’m gonna get there at any price; Stand aside, I’m on my way ! I’ve got the blues And up above it’s so fair. Shoes ! Go on and carry me there! I’ll build a stairway to Paradise With a new step every day!

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Fog… God’s vape

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[pennsylvanian-patriot-deactivat]

[unclebeanbag]

That’s kind of a thing you’d not need to do if you were… you know… human…

[yourownpetard]

We open on a psychologist’s office.

Zuckerberg: *licks his own eyeball*

Psychologist: Ok, first up, don’t do that.

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

bro my dad “went to dinner” at my favorite mexican restaraunt and said he’d bring me home a burrito and it’s fucking 9pm

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

my dad is having an affair

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

dad brought me the promised burrito just now so here’s my obligatory post exonerating him from infedelity

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

that burrito was fantastic. i’m inclined to think my dad has never had sex in his life

[00807x]

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

[theoldness]

[oomshi]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[thebestoftumbling]

[cungadero]

things that you absolutely should not nickname

dildos

bongs

things that you absolutely should nickname

roombas

[joey-wheeler-official]

What if i name the roomba dildo bongins

[cungadero]

borderline but acceptable

[godfatherofgreenbay-deactivated]

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

[the-descolada]

Are you sure

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[bloggoth]

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

[bloggoth]

it was pneumonia.

[bloggoth]

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

[bloggoth]

he shot her point blank

[bloggingtrucker-deactivated2018]

This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.

[mmtruooao]

Kindly what the fuck is this