I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

ellievsbear

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YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Peter Solarz
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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almost home
Sade Olutola

Kiana Khansmith
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

oozey mess
d e v o n
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@ee-lec-tric
me: h-
blonde republican women:
Roman soldier letting his superiors know that Jesus disappeared (ca. 30 AD colorized)
I’ll build a stairway to Paradise With a new step ev'ry day ! I’m gonna get there at any price; Stand aside, I’m on my way ! I’ve got the blues And up above it’s so fair. Shoes ! Go on and carry me there! I’ll build a stairway to Paradise With a new step every day!
Fog… God’s vape
That’s kind of a thing you’d not need to do if you were… you know… human…
We open on a psychologist’s office.
Zuckerberg: *licks his own eyeball*
Psychologist: Ok, first up, don’t do that.
bro my dad “went to dinner” at my favorite mexican restaraunt and said he’d bring me home a burrito and it’s fucking 9pm
my dad is having an affair
dad brought me the promised burrito just now so here’s my obligatory post exonerating him from infedelity
that burrito was fantastic. i’m inclined to think my dad has never had sex in his life
forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible
things that you absolutely should not nickname
dildos
bongs
things that you absolutely should nickname
roombas
What if i name the roomba dildo bongins
borderline but acceptable
why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.
Are you sure
poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming
it was pneumonia.
yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.
he shot her point blank
This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.
Kindly what the fuck is this