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so sweet < 3
Real Madrid sack Xabi Alonso and replace him with Alvaro Arbeloa who a couple years ago got in a fight with fellow youth coach Fernando Torres whose bestie Sergio Ramos is reportedly thinking about buying Sevilla FC and I just *love* that this golden generation of Spanish football keeps blessing us with sassiness and bitchiness even in 2026
they say women are emotional but sergio ramos just put out a 3 minute song about how heartbroken he is about real fucking madrid including lyrics like "i killed for you, loved and defended for you" and "i hope youre well although it hurts me to be without you". so. yakno.
"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦
i just found out about this 🥺🥺
I just picture the kids blaming Bruce for their siblings antics rather than the sibling in question.
Duke: *spills his Zesti Cola all over Damian's homework*
Damian: Father should be spayed immediately.
Cass after Steph leaves her shoes on the stairs and she almost breaks her neck tripping over them: That's it, we're neutering Bruce.
Jason: *storms up the stairs to his room and slamming the door*
Bruce: What is his problem?
Dick, munching on cereal from the box: I think you should consider sterilisation, B.
The Bats: *being noisy*
Tim, who is trying to sleep: Bruce, if you don't stop procreating, I killing them all
i can’t get enough of themmm
I dont know about you guys but to me the term "Boys will be Boys" is actually about whatever dumb shit the Richmond team on Ted Lasso was doing
roy: so. who broke it? i’m not mad, i just wanna know.
dani: i did. i broke it, roy-
roy: no. no, you didn’t. bumbercatch?
bumbercatch: don’t look at me. look at sam.
sam: what? i didn’t break it.
bumbercatch: that’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?
sam: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
bumbercatch: suspicious.
sam: no, it’s not.
jan: if it matters, probably not, but jamie was the last one to use it.
jamie: liar! i don’t dven drink that crap!
jan: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
jamie: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, jan maas!
dani: let’s not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, roy.
roy: no. who broke it?
sam: [whispering] roy… isaac has been awfully quiet.
isaac: REALLY?
sam: yeah, really.
[indistinct arguing]
roy: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
afc richmond + twitter p3
hi dad, i think we need a bigger barn
when Damian has his hair down he also has middle part..he once ran out of gel and all everyone saw was an angry little Tim walking around the manor threatening people with death by his sword if they spoke about his hair..Tim found it adorable and took a picture to keep reminding himself that everyone in the family wasn't actually that different..
Headcanon that when someone gets injured during a fight, (the clearly underaged) Robin at the time sometimes run into the nearest convenience store and buys vodka to clean the wound~
Imagine.......When Dick is Robin, he gets into a fight with a group of gangsters, and a civilian gets injured. Panicking, Dick runs into the nearest convenience store, looking for something to clean the wound with. Naturally, the workers are very confused as to why a little boy in a brightly coloured costume is attempting to buy a bottle of vodka. They eventually sell it to him on the grounds of "Batman would probably beat us into a pulp if we said no."
Over the years, this happens several more times, even continuing whenever there's a new Robin. Convenience store workers in Gotham have gotten so used to brightly coloured children coming in and purchasing alcohol that when a new person starts working at one of the stores, no one even thinks to explain what the hell is going on.
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Store Manager: —and last but not least, remember to ask for an ID before selling alcohol to anyone who might be underage.
New Employee: understood.
Robin: *enters, in full costume and covered in blood. walks to the back on the store, before returning and placing a bottle of vodka on the counter with a thud*
Store Manager: *immediately begins ringing him up*
Store Manager, smiling: that'll be $20.
Robin: *hands over the money and leaves with his bottle of vodka*
New Employee: ...
New Employee: ......
New Employee: ........that was a child. That was a child in a Halloween costume. You just sold alcohol to a child in a Halloween costume.
Store Manager: oh yeah, that's Robin. We don't actually know how old he is.
Damian defends the Red Hood. the family doesn’t know why, but it’s concerning. what reason would their youngest have to defend a crime lord? there must have been something more to it.
even after the identity reveal, Damian refuses to step down. the moment he perceives the family as being unfair to Jason, the moment they seem to overlook him or brush him off, Damian will be there to tell them off and remind them that, actually, Jason was talking first.
what’s probably even more dumbfounding to them by that point is that Jason lets it happen. it forces them to realize that Jason hardly fights for himself, to be heard or acknowledged. and for those of them that had been there when Jason first joined the family? it’s a painful reminder of the skittish boy they had first got to know
Damian takes his duties of brother very seriously. when Jason first joined their family back in Nanda Parbat, his mother had been very clear when explaining to him that his brother was in no state to speak or stand up for himself due to his catatonic state. Damian had made it his mission then to not only defend but also promote his brother’s interest. it would be unbecoming of him to let anyone diminish or take advantage of the more vulnerable member of their family until he could do it for himself
except that time never did happen. Damian still jumps to Jason’s defence at a moment’s notice and Jason still gets a little choked up when he gets to witness how protective his little brother still is of him
One day she will be in my dc gacha slop game
going through so old sketches I found this and thought it was so funny.
They went to grab some snacks for the sleepover :D