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[jayce]

rice is overrated

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

odd how many people don’t realize that Red Cross bloodmobiles rely on that logo specifically to deter vampire ambushes

[eekohfriendly]

vampires are so sexy they just have to ask me nicely and ill raid the bloodmobile for them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my local farmers market sells vegan zombie fungus

[corvus--rex]

Gaud, are you harvesting clowns again?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

first of all i was CLEARED OF ALL LEGAL CHARGES re cannibalism so that is grounds for libel my friend

[thebelovedlion]

While I’m glad you got the cannibal clown carrion conperson conundrum of your hands, could you please elaborate on the zombie fungus thing?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there’s a fungus co-op booth at my local farmers market that sells mushrooms and mushroom grow kits and they also sell cordyceps aka “zombie fungus” but they use a pseudocloning technique that allows them to grow it vegan…veganly? veganically? the adverb form of vegan

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so nifty little fun fact, cordyceps fungi are parasitic and are typically found growing through the bodies and skulls of extremely unfortunate host insects. valued (by humans at least) for medicinal properties, many of the commercially available supplements (like the ones at my local market) are grown instead on brown rice and other grains (from spores harvested from infected larvae? the salesperson had a fun creepy explanation for it. best sales pitch I heard all day)

but here’s what they look like growing in the wild :)

bonus: growing out of an itty bitty Fly Skull

[eekohfriendly]

i knew this FIRST i fucking LOVE THESE CREEPY BASTARDS

(thank you to merlin sheldrake for writing an incredibly existential crisis inducing book about fungi and teaching me Many New Things)

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if September means to you instant Autumn/Halloween/Christmas or if it just means… eh, September.

[horrorlesbians]

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

[horrorlesbians]

memorial to a marriage; patricia cronin

[horrorlesbians]

“on july 24th, 2011- the first day that same sex marriage was legal in new york state, particia cronin and deborah kass got married. that same year the marble ‘memorial to a marriage’ was replaced with a bronze version. rainwater pools in the space between their two sculpted bodies, and falling leaves catch on the metal in the autumn. the two women sleep peacefully through snow and ice, and the scorching days of summer. over time the hands of cemetery visitors will wear down the bronze, burnishing it into a smooth shine. one day this will mark the final resting place of the two women. and someday people will have to remember that there was a time, long ago, when this was a memorial to a marriage that two women never thought they’d have.” 

- Caitlin Doughty, on the Death in the Afternoon podcast

[damnedifyoudeeohh-deactivated20]

For those curious:

[friendraichu]

Here’s the real-life couple in 2019 💖

[nixxy-can-draw]

here have some more cats (this time with ~personality~)

[sleepykitten20]

i like the round and angy bbs

[eekohfriendly]

they're not angry they're squinting :(

[iamnotlanuk]

Also I think a lot of young people on the left are growing up without understanding "you can and will make mistakes in life and who you are is defined by how you move forward from them" and instead are doing things like "I must always be up the latest social justice language and must always avoid mistakes lest i be ostracized and cancelled for it so here is everything I support just so you don't think I don't support it, and I'll just feel bad and guilty for every mistake when I do make them and all this makes me a good person". It's like congrats you made Catholic guilt but woke

[daakureisaiko]

[blairwitchapologist]

aren’t you even a little bit ashamed of promoting abortion so loudly?

nope! i love abortion, i love people who get abortions, and i love people who help people get abortions! xoxo

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

getting glasses soon any epic le funny glasses tips for me

[sleepykitten20]

sometimes i use mine as make-shift binoculars by taking them off my face and through 'em.

[eekohfriendly]

wear em upside down and pretend like everything's totally normal. if anyone points it out go "wdym, there's nothing wrong with them, are you feeling ok?" or smth

[eekohfriendly]

[ID: bugs bunny meme reading "i wish all multilingual people a very stop apologizing for having "bad english" you're literally leagues ahead of most white ppl in the language department and Sharon and Trader Joe's is a racist fuck and she gets her your and you're's mixed up anyway in her asinine facebook posts]

love y'all, those fuckers don't know shit and you're better than them

[liberaljane]

Abortion rights are under attack, and it’s time to fight back.

If you think this is just about Texas or ‘red’ states, you’re wrong. Attacks on abortion anywhere are a threat to our rights everywhere. Today Texas’ SB8 takes effect. This dangerous and extreme law bans abortion as early as six weeks (way before most people even know they’re pregnant) and includes an unprecedent provision that allows private individuals - including anti-abortion protestors - to file lawsuits enforcing the bans. There’s even a monetary reward - up to $10,000 - for successful lawsuits. There have been over 90 abortion restrictions enacted this year alone - more than any year since Roe v. Wade was decided in 1973. It’s time to raise the alarm - keep #bansoffourbodies. What can you do? Follow and donate to: West Fund, @BuckleBunniesFundTX (Instagram & Twitter), Jane’s Due Process, The Bridge Collective ATX, Fund Texas Choice, @LaFronteraFund (on Twitter), Texas Equal Access Fund - TEA Fund, The Lilith Fund for Reproductive Equity, Clinic Access Support Network & The Afiya Center.Sending love and access to all Texans.

[wb-time]

[astoriachef]

[eekohfriendly]

it's also stop fucking fetishizing and infantilizing us. looking at you, weebs

[pluralwizard]

Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit

[catgirl-kaiju]

Did I do it right?

[pluralwizard]

You did it perfectly.

[thitkoh]

@lipid

[lelouch]

[lelouch]

[darngoodmead]

[jackslenderman]

[montereybayaquarium]

[femmepathy]

[eekohfriendly]

i swear to fUCK this is the WORST fucking time for a fucking depressive episode its fucking coming and i fucking start school next week i have been waiting four fucking years for a good fucking school experience and this is my fresh fucking start so so help me god if i get too depressed to function before school starts im going to FUCKING GO APESHIT IN THE WORST FUCKING WAY IM GONNA BE SO FUCKING DONE

WATCH ME FUCKING BLOW UP AT SHITHEAD MCMIKE AKA GLORIFIED FUCKING SPERM DONOR AND GET MYSELF FUCKING HIT OR KICKED OUT OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT

i wanna fucking cry so fucking bad i wanna sleep for 2 decades i never wanna do anything ever again and i wanna chop my tits off with the help of a kitchen knife and some illegally obtained xanax im not gonna ofc but FUCK

im fucking barely holding myself together rn im so fucking pissed i was doing so fucking well and then i fucking visited my grandparents and yeah i love them but they can't go 2 fucking seconds without fucking deadnaming and misgendering me and i was DOING SO FUCKING WELL and then it all got FUCKED OVER YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS FUCK THEM FUCK ME I DONT GIVE A FUCK IM GONNA FUCKING BREAK DOWN AND THEN IM GONNA FUCKING GET MY SHIT TOGETHER BECAUSE NO WAY IN FUCK AM I RELAPSING NOW NOT AFTER ALL THIS BULLSHIT NO FUCKING WAY AM I GIVING MY FUCKHEAD FATHER THE FUCKING SATISFACTION

IM GONNA FUCKING CRY FOR A WHILE AND THEN IM GONNA TAKE FUCKING CARE OF MYSELF BECAUSE FUCK YOU, "DAD", NO WAY IN HELL AM I GONNA GIVE YOU OR ANYONE ELSE THE FUCKING SATISFACTION OF KNOWING YOU FUCKED ME OVER FUCKING AGAIN

GOOD FUCKING NIGHT, YALL, I HOPE YOURE DOING LESS FUCKING SHIT THAN I AM AND I HOPE YALL DO SOME FUCKING SELF CARE OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE I AM DEPRESSED AND FUCKING PISSED ABOUT IT

[eekohfriendly]

ate some dinner, watched some tv. im gonna drink some water too.

im doing a lil better; ill be fine in a bit

[eekohfriendly]

i swear to fUCK this is the WORST fucking time for a fucking depressive episode its fucking coming and i fucking start school next week i have been waiting four fucking years for a good fucking school experience and this is my fresh fucking start so so help me god if i get too depressed to function before school starts im going to FUCKING GO APESHIT IN THE WORST FUCKING WAY IM GONNA BE SO FUCKING DONE

WATCH ME FUCKING BLOW UP AT SHITHEAD MCMIKE AKA GLORIFIED FUCKING SPERM DONOR AND GET MYSELF FUCKING HIT OR KICKED OUT OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT

i wanna fucking cry so fucking bad i wanna sleep for 2 decades i never wanna do anything ever again and i wanna chop my tits off with the help of a kitchen knife and some illegally obtained xanax im not gonna ofc but FUCK

im fucking barely holding myself together rn im so fucking pissed i was doing so fucking well and then i fucking visited my grandparents and yeah i love them but they can't go 2 fucking seconds without fucking deadnaming and misgendering me and i was DOING SO FUCKING WELL and then it all got FUCKED OVER YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS FUCK THEM FUCK ME I DONT GIVE A FUCK IM GONNA FUCKING BREAK DOWN AND THEN IM GONNA FUCKING GET MY SHIT TOGETHER BECAUSE NO WAY IN FUCK AM I RELAPSING NOW NOT AFTER ALL THIS BULLSHIT NO FUCKING WAY AM I GIVING MY FUCKHEAD FATHER THE FUCKING SATISFACTION

IM GONNA FUCKING CRY FOR A WHILE AND THEN IM GONNA TAKE FUCKING CARE OF MYSELF BECAUSE FUCK YOU, "DAD", NO WAY IN HELL AM I GONNA GIVE YOU OR ANYONE ELSE THE FUCKING SATISFACTION OF KNOWING YOU FUCKED ME OVER FUCKING AGAIN

GOOD FUCKING NIGHT, YALL, I HOPE YOURE DOING LESS FUCKING SHIT THAN I AM AND I HOPE YALL DO SOME FUCKING SELF CARE OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE I AM DEPRESSED AND FUCKING PISSED ABOUT IT