“go take your pills bitch” -anonymous

ava•she/it•22 (18+) main is @avenusbeetle, i post

[tiresomespaceplant]

the moment you start hypothesizing the most mundane headcanons for your favs bro you are COOKED.

[citrus-c0la]

Mac doodle inspired by those Hector fanarts 🤤

[cosmokrill]

horsey gaaaaaame

[lovelovecomputer]

Getting married!

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[moneybytheton]

[jennifersbodiesbodiesbodies]

[paranormal-taters]

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

[citadelofthestars]

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

[paranormal-taters]

Absolutely I can

[aleprouswitch]

Herbie Hancock trying to figure out how to fix a mixer, c. early 80s.

[babyboodle]

[byjove]

everybody: you’ve got to advocate for yourself in medical settings!

medical professionals when a patient advocates for themselves in a medical setting (x100 if that patient is a part of any minority): damn. you’re a hypochondriac crazy bitch who has every mental illness and is seeking every narcotic in existence. that’s the only reason you’d be disappointed in the care you’re receiving here. in retaliation, we will be even less helpful and less sympathetic. our jobs are hard. people are dying. we don’t have time to deal with anyone who is slightly inconvenient for us.

[bisexualityjunkie]

bored does anyone want to physically attack or say something weird to me

[near--and--dear]

[slyandthefamilybook]

Warren Kepler truly the character of all time. He's completely humorless. He's the funniest guy in the cast. He's gay. He's homophobic. He's Warren G. Hardass. He knows exactly what to say to motivate people. His favorite whiskey costs $3000. He's a rootin' tootin' Texas cowboy. He's from Chicago. He's the scariest man alive. He's middle management. He's an amateur philosopher. He lies about everything. He's so tough he makes tears cry. He's an avid fan of knock-knock jokes

[oliversgarden]

Currently listening to Wolf359 so I drew two (secretly 3) of my favorite podcast guys atm

[359midnightburgers]

Okay although I love you losers I will probably be blocking tumblr over winter as part of my "whatever it takes to let northwestern european winter not break me this year" scheme. Screen time is part of the enemy force.

I need enough audio drama recs to get me through winter. I am looking for anything but would especially love pretty long running, character based epics, akin to Old Gods, Midnight Burger and Malevolent.

Things I like and have already finished:

Midnight Burger

Wolf 359

Magnus

Silt Verses

The White Vault

Extraordinaryterrestrials

SinkHole

Escaping Denver

Kingmaker histories

The Tower

Please load me up with as many recs in the next two weeks or so, pretty pretty please

[callrings]

359 wolves idk i’ve never seen this show

commissions info heree

[thursdayabolitionist]

i think they should hang out

[mothmans-queer-cousin]

yknow I keep seeing iron lung and project hail mary fanart with the guys being labeled patron saints of one way trips but I think someone’s missing from the list. DOUG EIFFEL COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER OF THE USS HEPHAESTUS SLASH HORRIBLE UNENDING NIGHTMARE YOU WILL NEVER NOT HOLD A PLACE IN MY HEART

and we could have a whole conversation about “oh well technically he does return he just…

oh wait hol up spoilers below

“Oh well technically he does return he just loses all his memories” stfu doug eiffel deserves to be on the list of patron saints of one way trips fight me