Ginly

At this point I’m just trying to figure shit out. Update: figured shit out and it was worse lol

[incorrecthomer]

Menelaus: As your best friend- Odysseus: Diomedes is my best friend. Menelaus: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND

[my-secret-shame]

[thatguymaurille-deactivated2025]

[thebat-musicman]

Tim, waiting in a slightly longer lunch line than normal: This is the worst moment of my life.

Steph: You’re an orphan.

Tim: And?

[incorrectcodquotes]

Ghost: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Ghost: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

[mactavishenjoyer]

Soap, watching a horror movie:"oh damn he's hot."

Ghost:"You're attracted to the masked killer?!"

Soap:"Simon, I'm dating you."

Ghost:

Ghost:"oh my God..."

[blingblong55]

therapy, maybe? -Simon Riley

R/N: we're dating, of course I'll ask to wear your clothes

Ghost: we're dating, of course I installed tracking apps in your phone so I can see where you are at all times because I'm afraid my enemies are going to kidnap you

R/N: are you being serious?

Ghost:....no it's for the video *camera cuts*

R/N: we're dating, of course I love when you get sick so I can baby you

Ghost: we're dating, of course I gave you that necklace that has a tracker in case you realise you have tracker on your phone and the necklace also has a camera and its not because I don't trust you but because my family was killed and now I fear you're next

R/N: Simon- *camera cuts*

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

[mossyroach]

Soap: last night I had a nightmare about spilling Ravioli in my backpack.

Soap: someone psychoanalyse that for me, please.

[roseblack12]

Diomedes:Do you ever wanna talk about your son Achilles ? Achilles: No Odysseus:I do Diomedes:I know, Odysseus Odysseus:I am the father of Telemachus Diomedes:I know Odysseus

[incorrectatlas]

diomedes *recounting all that happened on his murder rampage in book V*: -and I ran a couple of trojans through, but that was about it. odysseus: you can run me through any day, daddy <3 diomedes: what? odysseus: what?

[bat-stuff]

*after being sent the wrong location on patrol*

Jason: Where’s everyone going? Bingo?

[theaceofarrows]

Dick: What's your favorite food?

Jason: Curly fries because they're salty and spiraling, like me

Dick: ...

Jason: Just kidding. It's steak burgers

[incorrectbatfam]

Bernard: Tim, why is Kon intruding on our cuddle time?

Kon: Tim, why is Bernard intruding on our cuddle time?

Tim, stressed out: Please, I have two hands.

[nuttynutcycle]

Prompt 430

The villain appraised the potential-risks whiteboard. He pointed to one with several lines attached. "Eh, not a threat."

"But sir," his assistant sputtered, "The raw power of said individual-"

"-is countered by sparkly objects." The villain interrupted, casually sifting the remaining individuals on the board.

"Fascinating!" The assistant scribbled down a note. "Do sparkles nullify their powers?"

"Nope. They just get distracted."

The assistant paused. "You're not serious."

"Light a couple fireworks and they're out for the rest of the night."

[incorrectanything]

Y/N: Steven was getting on my nerves today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Y/N: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Y/N: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*