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Moo-thematics.

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

auntytimblr-deactivated20150403

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

gallusrostromegalus

1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

zillyirk32

THIS IS GOLD

aprillikesthings

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

artikgato

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

eliciaforever-deactivated201906

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

abadbowlofsoup

bastlynn

Please note the username of the video poster.

theshitpostcalligrapher

classical-crap

me, a musician in math class: ah yes, the answer is obviously

wronghands1

babyanimalgifs

teashoesandhair

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing

backtothe1990s

the-sassy-composer

Actual footage of me trying to avoid practicing piano.

thebootydiaries

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

sixpenceee

What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here

thesilencedmasses

This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit

onlytwitterpics

awwww-cute

1st-1

Me ………….

*looks up at the night sky* *sees more stars than usual* *mood immediately lifts by 93%*

elleroseblogs

Sometimes self care is studying for that test. Sometimes it’s cleaning your room. Sometimes it’s having that conversation you’re afraid of having, confront that person you’re afraid to confront. Sometimes it’s not just wrapping yourself up in a blanket and relaxing. Sometimes instead, it’s taking action against the problem.