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:)

[chrisremson]

[therussianmajor]

Y’all I am cackling

[zathorn]

Hold on, I'm not American I gotta search this...

[zathorn]

OK this is freaking hilarious

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[justsomeguycore]

i feel bad for people who are just hot but not funny. it’s so much better to be funny and not hot. if you’re funny enough it makes you hot sometimes, but no amount of hotness can make you funny. lucky for me i’m naturally hot and funny but i mean for other people

[sappling]

[cryingblogger]

What did he do

[beyoncebeytwice]

it

[penisraiser-blog]

his legs are ombre

[manateefingernails]

I’m gonna die

[wakaflackalypse]

THE SOCK TAN

[candle-heart]

Happy Anniversary Yall

[tastefullyoffensive]

[saeraas]

[keeyawnuh]

[itskyalenotkyletoo]

[itskyalenotkyle]

Lmaoo

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

It's disrespectful

[badjokesbyjeff]

Why can‘t Trump enter the White House anymore?

Because it is forbiden.

[trekkienatural]

Change your goddamn url jeff

[spidaerman]

this is extremely important for everyone to understand

[paxamericana]

my one superpower is that i can instantly tell when someone who doesn’t use the word “ya’ll” in their day-to-day speech starts using it to be sanctimonious and folksy on the internet

[sorrelchestnut]

i can tell you don’t either OP or you’d put the apostrophe in “y'all” where it fucking belongs

[musashi]

“how long have you been on tumblr”

there was once, like, a whole weekend where users on this website legitimately thought that you could defy the laws of equivalency and make infinite chocolate by cutting your chocolate bar a certain way.

[gardevoir]

[fraseris]

AND ITS EVEN ON THE 25TH OF MARCH AGAIN

[dykecosette]

Please remember y'all, this prom was in response to schools getting closed and all these kids who'd already bought/started making their prom dresses/suits, not just Twitter repeating Tumblr's mistakes

[grungegoths]

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

growing up is realizing that you’re going to be a girlemployee instead of a girlboss

[imgonnakillyourayromano123]

join your girlunion babes