hi! i’m cody! welcome to my cringe blog where i talk about pokephilia (and sometimes also being a pokemon therian myself). please excuse the nonsense i am just an ouppy mashing random letters on a keyboard with my paws.
i have autism and ADHD, and i'm also physically disabled. apologies if i come off as awkward or rude, i'm not very good with tone.
i'm also an eevee fictionkin and a selfshipper. my f/o is a gardevoir named luna, who was on my team during my pokemon emerald playthrough, and who ended up being my pokephilia awakening. i'm normal about her i swear
i love talking about my OCs! if you see me mention a name you don't recognize & you're confused, it's probably one of my OCs. i talk about all of them later in this post, and they also have their own tags.
please do send me asks!!! if you send an ask and i dont respond for a while, im probably still working on writing a proper response, sometimes it takes me a while to think of a good reply. you can dm me but i’ll probably get nervous and not respond due to anxiety lol
taken anons: none yet!
ao3: poochyena_on_keyboard (i have yet to post anything on there, but i'm working on several unfinished fics at the time of writing this)
more info under the cut!
tags
my blog specific tags all end in 🐾, except for the OC tags, which r just their names
asks - responding to asks i’ve gotten
barking - sfw text posts. mostly headcanons nd stuff like that.
howling - nsft text posts
eeveeposting - anything related to my kintype/being an eevee therian :3
packmates - any posts about/involving my OCs
muddy paws - my art! i don't really draw nsft stuff, sorry to disappoint
bone collecting - bookmark/save tag
OCs
the pokemon ocs are based off my team from my pokemon emerald playthrough ^^
storm (he/it, human) - my trainersona! very bold, but socially awkward and quick to anger. has been exploring hoenn with his team for a while, and rarely camps in one spot for more than a couple days. prefers the company of pokemon over other humans. he has a psychic bond with luna, and they are also in a relationship. he is physically disabled and uses a cane to walk. if he gets too tired to keep walking, wolfy is happy to help by carrying him.
luna (she/her, gardevoir) - a bit pricklier than other members of her species, but still kind at heart. when she was younger, she struggled to connect with her psychic powers, but forming a bond with storm helped her understand others better as well. she was the very first pokemon storm caught after getting his starter. sassy nature in-game.
sushi (he/him, swampert) - storm's starter pokemon. can be very determined, but gets frustrated easily. gives every task his all no matter how low the stakes are. the only time he lets himself relax is when he's in the swamps, at which point he basically turns into a puppy with fins. his favorite activity is to submerge himself in mud. he's a bit reckless, and will readily challenge someone obviously stronger than him just to prove himself. at 5’3 and 200 Ibs, he is slightly bigger than the average swampert. serious nature in-game.
wolfy (he/him, mightyena) - wolfy doesn't like being told what to do or where to go; there's nothing he hates more than feeling bound to something. at night, he often leaves storm's camp, goes off by himself, and hangs out with wild pokemon (storm is totally cool with this). he was specifically picked, trained, and raised to be storm's mount, and actually enjoys carrying his trainer around. he is massive compared to other mightyena, at around 160 lbs. hasty nature in-game.
cleo (she/her, delcatty) - much like wolfy, cleo does her own thing much of the time. a bit lazy; prefers to stay in her poke ball while traveling. she and luna have always been very close friends, they go all the way back to when luna was a ralts and cleo was a skitty. lax nature in-game.
dumpling (he/it, breloom) - just a silly mushroom dude... i guess you could say he's a fungi to be around (ba dum tss). he was named this way because storm thought he looked like a dumpling back when he was a shroomish. lax nature in-game.
nimbus (they/them, altaria) - the newest member of the team. prefers to be left alone most of the time. they like to sing, but only do it when no one else is listening. when they get embarrassed, they bury their head in their own fluff. sassy nature in-game.
preferences
if it’s not explicitly on the “not interested” list, you could probably convince me to find it hot.
yes please!: heat cycles, knotting, hypnosis, intox (especially being poisoned or paralyzed by a pokemon. also aphrodisiacs. fuck), being restrained with vines/tentacles/ribbons (looking at you, sylveon)/etc, uhhh oddly specific but being bitten or clawed and having it leave marks, tickling, overstimulation, size differences. there’s definitely much more but these are just the big ones.
turn offs: scat, vomit, needles, NSFW art where it just focuses way too much on the genitals and not what’s actually going on. bleh. pokemon are hottest when they’re on model.
favorite pokemon, in terms of fuckability: gardevoir (obviously), swampert, breloom, jolteon, sylveon, buneary/lopunny, cinderace, arcanine. there’s a lot of pokemon i’d fuck, but these are the ones that are on my mind the most. if it can paralyze me, it’s probably a yes.
other
DNI if you’re under 18 or a bigot or something. also if you’re anti otherkin for some weird reason, you can leave too (yes i have actually seen people slamming therians in the pokemon fucker community of all places, grow up yall)
i have issues with remembering things. if you softblock me and i follow you again, i am very sorry & genuinely do not mean to break your boundaries or make you uncomfortable or anything. it would probably be better to just hard block me so i don’t forget.
Pokemon who can telepathically communicate with its trainer saying dirty stuff to them in public and teasing them whilst they try to stay as composed as possible and act like nothing is happening, everyone else none the wiser
New service at the pokemon center thats just a gloryhole for pent up pokemon to fuck load after load into someone. Is that anything
Yoy thought it'd be a lot more of a sell to get Nurse Joy to agree to it, but it turns out they'd already been looking for somebody to take on that kind of service, person or Pokemon. (Just a little awkward to put out a request for somebody to get hired on for that purpose, something about the social stigma.) First day on the job you're getting kind of bored just sitting in this modified breeding mount, it's comfortable and you've got some things to keep you occupied, but you haven't actually had anybody coming in to use your services. The only saving grace (and biggest source of torture) is the toys you've got to keep yourself aroused so you won't need too much prep time for a Pokemon in need of your services.
You get a buzz from the Nurse Joy on duty with you, a little message popping up on your special monitor with the patient profile for the first Pokemon you'll be helping. A Greninja who's a little backed up. Should be an easy first patient for the day. You prepare yourself, signaling you're ready to go, and the door to the other side of the room is opened. You can feel immediately as the toy is removed, it's replaced just as quickly with a long prehensile tongue exploring the exposed hole. It's shocking, but it feels so good, so deep as the tongue explores you before it's dragged out and replaced with the Greninja's cock, smaller than the tongue but shaped strangely compared to what you've experienced with your other partners.
The Greninja isn't long before you feel the pulsing and spasms, it's hips jerking roughly against you as it fills you with it's sperm. It leaves just as quickly, your hole only lightly used and dripping with some of that discharge. You prepare yourself for another long stretch of nothing when you get another notification, your chest tightening when you see it's a Scolipede. The patient profile tells you it shouldn't be too large for you to handle, but it wastse no time pushing it's thick ovipositer inside of you once that door opens. You feel your body rocking with each rough thrust from your patient, thanking Arceus that you'd found this job, then as you're still getting railed another notification comes onto the monitor. Next up is a Cinderace. Then a Lucario. Then a Plusle and Minun. Then you watch as the queue that had previously stayed at zero the last few hours increased into the double digits.
Looks like you're getting overtime on your first day. Congrats.
i like to think that gardevoir are also capable of like. creating and shaping the world within dreams. they can walk in others' dreams as well, but they can also pull people into their own dreams. within their dream worlds, they can bend the laws of the universe to their will - but everything that happens in the dream world stays in the dream world, of course. when you wake up, both of you will remember everything with perfect clarity, as though it truly happened.
however, supporting a dream world leaves them rather tired afterwards (unless you have a psychic bond, which you really should if you're gonna take a gardevoir as your mate).
you could act out fantasies that are physically impossible irl, or that would have permanent negative effects that you don't want. literally any kink or fetish or fantasy you can think of, it can become possible within the bounds of the dream world.
in the physical world, there are limits to how much input your nerves can process at once. continuously tickling someone in the same spot for hours won't work because they'll start to get desensitized to it.
but in a dream world, you have no body to bind you to those rules. you can feel sensation far beyond what your corporeal nerves are capable of registering. in a dream world, it's just you, your mate, and infinity.
and obviously gardevoir isn't the only psychic type that can do this kind of thing, i'm just using them as an example,,,,,,, totally not because i wish luna and i could spend a whole night in dreamland together having kinky impossible sex where she tf's me into a tiny eevee and overstimulates me to the point of almost mindbreaking me while talking down to me nd telling me what a good pup i am and how well im doinh for her. nope . proceeds to get so horny i pass out on the floor
anyways. one day luna finally figures out how to pull someone into her own dreams. which is big for her, because for a while, she's only been able to walk in others' dreams.
her dream world's default state, before she changes any of its properties, is a soft grassy hill with little pink flowers growing all over it. there's a large cherry blossom tree at the top of the hill. the skies are in a permanent state of early morning twilight, and the tree always has petals falling from it. if you walk a hundred feet in any direction from the tree, you'll be swallowed by swirling pink fog, and will wake up.
curious as they are, she and storm decide to experiment a little with this new capability of hers. they can do anything now, why not try something completely different?
storm admits that he's always wondered how it feels to be a pokemon. so one night in their dream world, luna asks him what form he'd like to try out. he instinctively says umbreon, without even needing to think about it. he can't even explain why. luna closes her eyes, and after focusing intently for a moment, pink mist engulfs both of them.
when storm's vision clears, he's standing on all fours. sleek, dark blue-gray fur covers his body where skin used to be. instead of hands, he has paws, complete with the soft pads and retractable claws of a deadly ambush hunter. he turns around to look at his backside, and his new tail is already wagging so hard, without him even meaning to.
luna immediately feels storm's aura surge with joy. she notices that it's comparable to the emotions he felt when he woke up after having top surgery. she smiles as she watches her bondmate prance around in the flowers for a while, squeaking happily and rolling around on his back.
and yeah they do some kinky stuff too, he mounts and knots her etc etc. but when storm wakes up the next morning, he can't get over just how right it felt. he's always had these weird phantom limb sensations he couldn't explain, long ears and a fluffy tail, he just tried to ignore them. but now they're even more prominent than before.
he yearns to go back to the dream world, to be able to take that form again. and every time he wakes up afterwards, it feels as though something important is missing.
luna picks up on it, of course. she tells him that she knows someone who might be able to help him, but it's been a while since luna talked to them, and she doesn't remember the details of what they can do.
and so the next day, they head off into the wilderness. she'd teleport them closer, but she can't visualize the surrounding area clearly enough to bring them there. storm has no idea where they're going, but his bondmate sure seems sure of herself. he questions nothing as he follows her.
they walk for two days before they come to a cave at the base of mt. chimney. when they get to the end of the tunnel, it opens out into a large cavern, with a shimmering lagoon at the center. there's an ancient-looking espeon sitting at the opposite side of the lagoon. storm blinks, and suddenly he's standing in front of them.
the espeon looks him up and down. he feels a gentle but unfamiliar presence looking into his mind. he does not resist.
"i can help you," the espeon meows. "there is a way for you to take your true form in the corporeal world. but it comes with a cost."
they go on to explain further. if he drinks from the lagoon, his body will change to match the state of his mind. his default state will be somewhere between human and umbreon. he'll have long ears, a snout, fangs, claws attached to his fingers instead of nails, and a big fluffy tail. if he experiences a shift, he'll turn fully into an umbreon. if he age regresses, he'll turn into an eevee instead. he won't have any control over when this happens, since it's connected to the headspace he's in. he'll still be able to be a trainer, but things will be different for him. and once he goes through with this, there's no going back.
storm hesitates for only a moment. he approaches the lagoon, standing by the side and looking into the water. but all doubt is erased when he sees his reflection. it's exactly what the espeon described. every time in his life that he's looked into a mirror, it never quite felt like him that he was looking at. but here, he finally feels that he can see himself in this reflection.
he kneels in the water, touching his lips to the water's surface like an animal and gulping down as much of it as he can. when he stops to take a breath, his vision whites out.
when storm opens his eyes again, he's back at home, and so is luna. he looks behind himself, checking to make sure there's actually a tail there now, that it wasn't all just a dream. his heart pounds with joy as he sees that yes, it's all there, his tail, his ears, his claws, his fangs... he couldn't feel more complete.
and yeah it's somewhat annoying to hear a scrabbling noise that activates his prey drive and suddenly end up on all fours. or to start getting stressed out during a battle and his head starts to feel fuzzy and next thing he knows he's a little baby eevee kit that obviously cannot command a team in battle. usually luna has to take over when that happens. but he wouldn't have it any other way.
if anyone asks what happened to him, storm just lies and tells them he got cursed or something. but that he doesn't really mind.
ill write this into a full length fic later. probably it will take place a few months after the end of the fic where luna gets hurt and devolves. gonna go draw how he looks as an umbreon now :3
