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//latina with a big thing for fandoms// {writing blog: @xuxivy}

[transfemininomenon]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[allyyyyysposts]

Zayne is generally quite the well-kept man - above average one might say - but lately he hasn't quite had the chance to shave.

Between his grueling shifts at the hospital, tending to your toddler and his exhaustion, he finds it easier to do the bare minimum of bathing then running off to work. Which isn't a probelm, but it does make for a wonderful sight. The soft shadow of stubble on his jaw, the way it just changes something about your husband that it makes hard to restrain yourself sometimes.

But what it does for you visually also has the added, surprising factor.

It's a normal thing to see Zayne cuddled up with your baby on the couch. It's at least an hour a day, the one precious hour where he's not worrying. If it isn't the toddler in his arms, or you, he doesn't entertain it.

Tonight though, cuddles are not fulfilled, and his face is pushed away. You catch the slight hitch of his breath, as he looks down, shocked at familiar hazel eyes.

"No no! Off!" she huffs, fist clenched like he's one of the supervillains in her favorite shows, "Daddy go! No cuddles!"

Zayne's expression is akin to a kicked dog, but he relents and lets her go. She leaps off his lap, running to your confused form.

"Can I at least ask why?" He frowns, watching his daughter rub against her forehead against your chin, nuzzling like a little bug. Like she used to do with him.

"Scwatchy," she huffs, like it's a judge delivering the final verdict, "Daddy's fis is scwatchy, feels funny. Bad funny!"

You're barely holding back your snicker while Zayne is left flabbergasted. He doesn't even reply, doesn't pout and frown while your daughter makes a show of cuddling up to you even more. But you do note that he makes quite a speedy trip to the bathroom and comes out clean-shaven again.

🌷 NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR

Almost missed my once a week quota sorry guys. I've actually been sooo stressed lately like why are most of ny groupmates so useless like 💔💔💔

comments and reblogs are appreciated !!

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[zanerose]

I love deeply traumatized men with haunted eyes. Like hell yeah babe look at me as if I'm the only good thing you've ever known.

[petshopbutch]

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

[petshopbutch]

love how much attention this post is getting i knew the gay people in my phone would understand me. btw here's the picture that inspired me to make this post in the first place:

[unalivejournal]

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

[capacity]

You have to be willing to sit through horrible albums sometimes to look for new music and you might find it impossible but it’s what makes life worth living to me. it takes the discipline of a warrior to be a true music lover not everyone can survive it

[capacity]

That’s literally god seeping into you

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #the worst part is listening to an album and being like meh. not my thing #and then a week later being like. hm. well hold on now /End ID]

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[sleepy-seal]

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.

[ash-and-art]

"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫