â ALRIGHT , bitch it is then , since you donât like sweetheart . or , wait , do you prefer shithead? i can call you that instead ! â bright , cheery demeanour never FADES , but the sugar in her voice must be poisoned , eyes sharp and arms folded over her chest . â oh my god , youâre like , totes right . let me enroll myself in a TEN STEP PROGRAM in being a better human being just to please you . thanks to your advice , iâm a totally changed person !! â glee in her voice is becoming sharper and SHARPER , sounding more like insults despite the lack of a physical one â until THIS . â awe , thatâs so cute , you think i give half a damn about your irrelevant ass opinion . iâve been running dance team like this since SOPHOMORE YEAR , and we won state both times . now , if youâre done playing LITTLE MISS HEAD UP HER ASS , i have a party to prep for . move .  â
   âWow. I actually cannot believe that youâre standing here and saying this as an actual person instead of being in some sort of god awful 90â˛s horror flick. Just out of curiosity, do you have friends being this way? Seems impossible, but I would love to meet them. It would be like a whole anthropological study.â Effie said, the corner of her mouth turning up quickly in a smile. âSophomore year huh? Maybe itâs time for a change then. I bet your team would agree. Iâll have to think on that. You know, Iâll have plenty of time not planning a pointless party that nobody genuinely wants to go to.â