The Adventures of the Fluffy Flower Princess

My blog was mistaken for a gay porn blog once when I was called bonerboy69, it's not a gay porn blog. My name is Simon. Why is my picture sideways? I don't know

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[tiktaali]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[abz-j-harding]

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[lilysaus-reblogs]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[striders]

the comments on this banana bread recipe go crazy

[pretend-i-made-a-joke]

for everyone in the notes asking for the recipe, i found it, it's this one:

One-Bowl Banana Bread! Find Out Why It's The Best Recipe EVER

Put those ripe bananas to use in the best banana bread recipe ever. Moist and delicious, it's easy to make—one bowl, no need for a mixer!

[beardedmrbean]

[toadsrbutch]

nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.

[dotty-literati]

HD remake

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[indiedrone]

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

[thesubcon10ent]

Some fool: Avengers Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history!

Tumblr users indiedrone and fullblownpanic: oh really? Watch this

[guiltyidealist]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[asapscience]

[faebee-deactivated20190106]

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

[a-mel0n]

[turniptitaness]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[tastefullyoffensive]

30 Funniest Marriage Posts For Married People This Week (February 27, 2026)

[dndmultiverse]

Prosthetic ear

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[charlesoberonn]

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

[catchymemes]

[velvetcloak]

1980, Black Silk & Sequin, “Firework” Gown, ASU FIDM Museum