Vriska Did Nothing

call me leaf // 23 // she/her

[egbertgender]

adios-toreador ➡️ egbertgender

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[iiumz]

[kushblazer666]

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[dogpuppy]

[swarnpert]

[tomcruisecells]

im like tony soprano if he wasnt from new jersey and wasnt in the mafia and wasnt italian and wasnt married and didnt have kids or money and he didn't do all that stuff

[1eos]

[sugar-petals]

the way 'the real lady gaga' started bad romancing him at the end 😭 moments when i love the internet

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[peterparkersleftwebshooter]

👎 good luck with that guys

[northshorewave]

[teathattast]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

seal point

[lichenes]

aye aye captain

[ihatepissvortex]

[unpeeled-human]

also on bsky..

[atomikats]

upgrading from the ball

[moiraxrose]

one thing it is imperative to know about the television show Widow’s Bay is that it was created by katie dippold whose name you may not immediately recognize but whose tweet from 10 years ago you definitely do: