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tatum ✧ 26 ✧ she/her ✧ i love my cat was verkwan

[energyprison]

through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift

[monopoison3r]

[e07o]

illustration by dick bruna, the creator of miffy

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you have some leftover Brie from your fancy cheese party or whatever you should put it on toast with some strawberry preserves.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You’ll feel bacchanalian levels of pleasure and indulgence if you do this, trust me. Even more so if it’s on fresh bread.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also if you eat those little babybell cheese things, put some honey or fruit preserves on it to microdose on this same feeling.

[elymaiis-deactivated20250925]

do this with white stilton and blueberries to unlock secret flavours and feelings

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ll keep that in mind the next time I’m in the cheese section

[objectlessondujour]

If you have soft goat cheese or just cream cheese, try a creole influenced thing where you mix marmalade and horseradish in equal portions and put that over your block of cheese, serve with hot bread or toast or crackers and if ya nasty get a little wine

[what-even-is-thiss]

You’re all falling for my trap and giving me even more wonderful new cheese ideas please never stop

[larval-tear]

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

[eggplush]

would u ever be willing to trade @/verkwan

im still kinda attached to it but yeah possibly!

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

[charl0ttan]

the author's barely-disguised desire for a club sandwich

[palsyndrome-deactivated20260410]

[angelicguy]

its kind of 🔥 when snails are fast its like breaking so many notions

[ryebreadgf]

it used to be 2007 you know

[ryebreadgf]

[averagefairy]

guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

[ribbloid]

[byjove]

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

[thillius]

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

[chloematis]

And now it is :)

[2242706]

ed edd n eddy on CN in 2001: edd we have to sell ed's kidneys for jawbreaker money

samurai jack in the timeslot right after:

[mothmansboywife]

I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

[theyvcreation-deactivated202401]

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

“AU where Logan Roy is a good dad” WHY did you watch this show

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Now THIS is an au