Eggs..with..legs

Eggs can dream, too.

[eggs-withlegs]

peepee

poopoo. 

[eggs-withlegs]

Lol I just remembered that I have a tumblr account. I haven’t even thought about this website for years

[eggs-withlegs]

Wtf this has never happened even once in this app This is false goddamn advertising Im pissed

[firedrill]

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[itsjustemcee-blog]

“rips apart your skeleton” I’m crying

[eggs-withlegs]

Omg

[eggs-withlegs]

Me On Chopped

Judges: she's just, she's just shoving food into her jacket, she's literally just here to steal food,

[eggs-withlegs]

*me, talking to my friend* Me: my parents used to say they were astronauts, what lies did your parents tell you? Her: *pauses for a moment* "Rachel, your mother and i love each other very much" "we are very happy together."

[thecommonchick]

the trash goes out more than me

[eggs-withlegs]

The sad thing is that when it said trash, i immediately thought it was talking about me, so it took me a second

[bearforce01]

when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

am i the only person who calls them out when they do that

[bakwaz-deactivated20140825]

yeah because some kids get their ass whooped for speaking out of turn

[eggs-withlegs]

I tell my mom to sit in the corner

[eggs-withlegs]

how rad is your sign?

aries: 99%

taurus: 32%

gemini: 101%

cancer: 0%

leo: infinite

virgo: 50%

libra: 99.9%

scorpio: 1,000,000%

sagittarius: 1,000,001%

capricorn: 5%

aquarius: 100%

pisces: 666%

[eggs-withlegs]

Because i just know i'll choose the literal pile of shit

[weedpoop]

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

[eggs-withlegs]

0-100 real quick

[rickpoopy-deactivated20141102]

[eggs-withlegs]

Me trying to catch a man

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

[bongoslut]

GUYS there’s a girl in my dance camp that looks EXACTLY LIKE KAYA OMG

[youngwhiteboi]

[nongirlfriend]

Tumblr is ruining me because at first I didn’t even see anything wrong with this

[wowezrs-deactivated20160821]

there is nothing wrong with true love

[eggs-withlegs]

Ikr that writing on her arm is barely noticeable but don't worry, you're not the first to overlook it

[destery]

[eggs-withlegs]

Fucking puberty