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urhhahhghhaa (personal for @eggchef)

[eggschef]

It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 (this is my main tumblr + art tumblr is @eggchef )

[shivroy]

[brucebocchi]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

[coughloop]

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[rinkrats]

Ratatouille (2021)

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[reactionimagesdaily]

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[2242706]

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[vonnegutism]

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite images ever ngl

[boudicca]

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break nid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[phyrexian-phucker]

I'll do it for you my liege

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[calamitys-child]

God I want like. A full body massage. A team of dermatologists acting like an f1 pit crew to destroy my bad skin issues. 3 days in a jacuzzi. Another full body massage. Put onto a medieval torture rack and stretched until it fixes me idk I feel like it'd do wonders for my hips