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urhhahhghhaa (personal for @eggchef)

[eggschef]

It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 (this is my main tumblr + art tumblr is @eggchef )

[caridina]

if u think im pretty. splash me 💦

if u think im scary. slash me 🔪

if u think im smoky. ash me 🚬

if u think im small potatoes. mash me 🥔

[weepingchoir]

This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[minna-nakayoku]

i too hungry the. icecream

[minna-nakayoku]

[minna-nakayoku]

HAHSTAG MUTT HASHTAG DUMB MUTT ?

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[undean]

dont judge me for using reddit but this comment is killing me. dean does not deserve a home or loved ones

[mulderhater]

I AM LAUGJING SO HARD. dean does not deserve a home or loved ones.

[clubpenguinkiller]

i think an electrolyte just bit me

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet