Aikawa deserved better

[phillip-bankss]

when the doordash arrives and the outside of the bag smells like cigarettes

[thereforealiar]

[zanjforever]

Baseball is like so the pitcher is like a nervous horse and the catcher like the patient trainer going shh shh shh just look at me focus on me

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

genuinely almost choked laughing

[innerchildabortionclinic]

average fetish after re-education:

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[angelicguy]

hot hamburgers scotched our throats and freezing colas froze our lips.

[grincholass]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[lokaror]

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

[seymourworld]

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[dogpuppy]

[everyteenager4free]

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[sovietnam]