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19, she/her

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

[greenlabcoat]

Pedestrian affirmations:

YOU ARE INVINCIBLE

AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU

GOD'S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU

CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

[shimamitsu]

shima panels that are so special to me

[shimamitsu]

slowly collecting the anime version of these

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[cyborgraptor]

[alienthegreenalien]

stellar graffiti near my apartment

[tomb-of-madeline]

ideas that are too powerful and brilliant

[otter-byte]

terrible website feature that came to me in a dream

[stardella]

I need to talk to someone about these robots NOW

[broresteia]

remembered that csm exists…

[liberalsarecool]

Brett is just getting a public review of his job performance.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[brostateexam]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I told my mom not to feed her dog too much cheese and she got offended like "I'm not an idiot, of course I wouldn't" but like I can literally hear her in the living room singing "You like cheese... cheese for baby"

[snowychicken]

Is this a threat?

[windewehn]

i hate when other people are funnier than me.

[camilicy]

Would u buy his tangerines ? 🍊

[archaeologicalnews]

Ice age children frolicked in 'giant sloth puddles' 11,000 years ago, footprints reveal

More than 11,000 years ago, young children trekking with their families through what is now White Sands National Park in New Mexico discovered the stuff of childhood dreams: muddy puddles made from the footprints of a giant ground sloth.

Few things are more enticing to a youngster than a muddy puddle. The children — likely four in all — raced and splashed through the soppy sloth trackway, leaving their own footprints stamped in the playa — a dried up lake bed. Those footprints were preserved over millennia, leaving evidence of this prehistoric caper, new research finds.

The finding shows that children living in North America during the Pleistocene epoch (2.6 million to 11,700 years ago) liked a good splash. “All kids like to play with muddy puddles, which is essentially what it is,” Matthew Bennett, a professor of environmental and geographical sciences at Bournemouth University in the U.K. who is studying the trackway, told Live Science. Read more.