gay panic! in the coffin

remember coffins are for smooching em | 24 | he/him

[tiredlylaughing]

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

[beepost-generator]

Here on tumblr we are all professionals.

[gangueiro]

[transviktortalis]

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

[alleiradayne]

NOW it’s serious

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[seatokki]

miscellaneous xie lians since they’re starting 2 pile up

[ohyanxi]

his most devoted believer

[perceremade]

[innerstage]

She doesn’t have the r a n g e.

[zzzzman28]

Always reblog this classic.

[abettertomorrow]

when i die i will be converted into a beautiful pdf

[palmer]

Hot gayboys kissing

[palmer]

It was a command.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

[difty-dift]

[marioheritageposts]

Mario Heritage Post

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

you fucking liar

[sea-of-eden]

transphobes can now shut the hell up forever!!!

[dadvans]

true story

me for the first 33 years of my life: my dad used to say "what would happen if you woke up on the titanic?? think about it" when he was tucking me in at night from at least age 5 and up, a form of psychological torture me in my 33rd year of life: my dad optimistically thought i would have $250k to blow on something stupid by now and shut that shit down at the jump in the 90s

[dadvans]

this was his response 5 seconds later

[cpunkbubby-deactivated20250926]

[ID: a screenshot of two text messages. Blue reads, "Thanks for scaring me with the titanic when I was little so I never spent $250k exploding in a glorified Pringle's can at the bottom of the ocean." Grey says in response, "You're welcome. I knew." /end ID]

[amereslare]

Yeah, I’ve seen it.

[alexxuun]

Miles finally got an explanation on what comic con is.

[bioaccumulation]

Gerard Way high school poetry from ‘95, titled “short story” and “hate box”

From this ebay listing

[llxx0715-deactivated20250510]

[ID: Two images of two separate pages from a book of collected short stories and poems. The first image is a picture of the Table of Contents, which lists Gerard Way’s poems named “short story” and “hate box” as appearing on page eight. The second image is a picture of page eight. The poems are placed side by side on the page. On the left is “short story.”: “you will never get what you want. you will never feel again — never. and everything will happen to you. you will grow old. you will lose everything you have. you will see lies and carnivals — all before dinner time. you will cry. you will cry. you will cry. and you will find yourself standing in a park. piss-drunk, screaming some girls name. you will fail. you will win. you will lose. you will watch people die and “Family Feud” on T.V. you will not understand this. you will not find what you are looking for. you will not smell like roses. you will leave everyone. and move far away. sometimes.”

On the right is “hate box.”:

“listless and futile mosaics and life a tingle a mantle a physics exam

a reading of Shakespeare childhood toys sing prayer as this hopelessness dares to linger nerves like cobwebs fragile and throbbing with life

slipping into false coma too late was eons ago and dad teaches me to ride a bicycle for the first— time is a broken down car you have to push till it hurts

clothes nicotine stained battery acid corrodes my new pairs of Keds and tugs at the laces holding me together opened a door I can’t close broken a lock I can’t fix

shag carpet philosophies barrettes and pom-poms its a bird its a plane its me and I’m dead

I just don’t know it yet.”

The page ends with “Gerard Way, Class of ‘95″ /End ID]

Oh and should the link die one day, I saved it in Wayback Machine

[queerpeers]

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

[queerpeers]

other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:

—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans

—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine

—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny

—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”