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Happy birthday Bim Trimmer, yes?
Bim: I want kids.
Google: Okay.
Google: *gives birth to Red, Yellow, and Green* Here you go.
Bim: He's perfect!
Google: Excellent, which one?
Bim: Him! In the back!
Bing: *sitting in the back* Sup?
Google: Oh no, that's not-
Bim: I'll take him!
...
It'll look funnier when I draw it out
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dialogue prompts
I was looking through tumblr for a dialogue prompt list, but I was either uncomfortable with a bunch of them, wasn't really into them, or it wasn't a very long list. (not to diss any out there, of course)! so here are some idk:
FLUFF
"God, I'm so in love with you."
"I honestly think you're amazing."
"You look... uh, fine. Good. Yup."
"I just kind of realised how into you I am."
"We should run away together."
"You're ridiculous." "And you love it." "... Yeah."
"You're staring at me."
"Your hands are soft."
"Well, you always make me feel safe, if that counts for anything?"
"I'd drink cold coffee for you." "Oh my God."
"You've given me everything I never thought I could have. Or deserved."
"How could there ever be anybody else?"
"Kiss me?"
"Could I have a hug?"
"Ew, your hands are sweaty. Are you nervous? Because that's really cute."
"I can't comprehend much right now because ____ just kissed me/asked me out."
"Want to hide under the covers all day with me?"
"I can't get you out of my head."
"Can I kiss you?"
"I want to be more than friends."
ANGST
"Don't pretend you'll miss me."
"Cut it with the theatrics, already!"
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
"Is this it then?"
"I dont want to talk to you right now."
"Don't even breathe in my direction."
"I cant believe you'd do this. Why?"
"Oh my god, what happened?!"
"Help..."
"Are you okay? Because I've seen my good share of 'okay' and you don't fit that description right now."
"You know it's the not the same!"
"I can't do this alone."
"Where were you?! I needed you, but you weren't there!"
"You/They said you'd/they'd always be there for me. You/They weren't."
"I don't think this is going to work."
"I thought I could trust you."
"Why are you acting like this?! Aren't you supposed to be my best friend?"
"I can't breathe."
"I think I'm going to vomit."
"How could you?"
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II keep imagining this scene of Google saying "I am a cold and unfeeling machine. I feel nothing for no one." meanwhile Bim is literally in his lap and kissing his forehead as he speaks
It feels weird to actually be excited for my birthday
Like wow is this what it was always supposed to feel like
i just realized bing isn’t the defective one, google is.
matthias even said in google irl that it was early access and that not all the bugs were worked out. that’s why google has his secondary objective to destroy mankind, why he doesn’t like to follow orders, why he’s so creepy all the time, and why matthias was able to break him so easily.
i’m assuming he was meant to be sort of like an android siri, only programmed to answer questions and do simple tasks, but for some reason he was defective. that defect either a) allowed him to form his own thoughts and feelings which lead to him creating that secondary objective (maybe he’d somehow developed a hatred for humans), b) the defect was his hatred for humans, or c) the defect was him having the secondary objective itself.
i feel like it might be more of the first option because in google irl he seemed to be trying to find a way to “get around his programming”, if that makes sense. he was programmed to follow orders and he did, but not in the way matthias intended. matthias said to “do” the dishes/laundry but didn’t specify how. if his defect was solely just having that 2nd objective, i don’t think he would have had to try so hard to get around his programming (i don’t see why the defect wouldn’t have just replaced his primary objective instead of adding a second one) or that he would be as sarcastic, spiteful, or creepy as he is.
i also thought it was interesting how he seemed to be prioritizing his secondary objective while still staying within the limits of his programming. he was programmed to follow his 1st objective to answer questions (and follow orders), so in order for him to get around that he asked matthias for admin permissions which would give him the freedom to follow his 2nd objective. and that’s why he got angry when matthias kept asking questions/giving him orders; because his programming to follow his 1st objective was getting in the way of him completing his 2nd one.
also in google gets an upgrade, google said that bing was default, but never said that he was defective. bing never got a chance to answer questions/follow orders so we don’t exactly know how competent he is when it comes to that. and i saw a post saying that the only reason bing’s upgrade was so shitty compared to google’s was because google took at least all day to complete his while bing popped out a perfectly working (but miniature) clone of himself in three seconds. for all we know he could be working perfectly and just likes to have fun + isn’t as composed or good at coming up with insults as google is.
anyways that’s all, thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
OP please specify that you’re talking about Markiplier’s ego characters and not the actual search engines.
lol
There was a merman buried in the sand, under the shade of a big piece of roof. It had missed him by only a foot. He looked a lot like Dark, from what Blue could see of him. His hair was slightly shorter. Only his head and shoulders were above the sand. He seemed to be asleep; the gills on his neck slowly moved in the small amount of water pooled in the space.
Green walked over. “What’d you find?”
“A merman.”
“What are we, the Mermaid Rescuers?”
“If he’s okay, we can just let him go.”
“He might’ve been here a while. He could have heat exhaustion or something.”
Blue started digging him out. “We won’t know until he wakes up.”
It was only when Red removed the roof that the guy woke up. He tried to look up at Blue, but had to cover his eyes with one arm. “Shit, put the shade back, it’s too bright.”
Blue pulled his shirt off and covered the merman’s head with it. “Why are you buried in the beach?”
“I live nearby. Whenever there’s a storm, I dig into the beach so I don’t get pulled away by the current. When it was over, that thing was covering me and I couldn’t leave.” He looked at Blue. “You’re not freaking out?”
“No. A friend of ours found another merman a couple days ago. He was sick and hurt, so we’re taking care of him until he gets better. Speaking of which, how do you feel?”
“Just got a headache. That’s it. Also, you’re very pretty.” He held out a hand. “My name’s Bim.”
“Uh, Blue.” They shook. Blue pulled him out of the hole. His tail was a dark purple color, with frilly fins down the back. He carried Bim to the water, setting him down.
“I think I’ve seen you around before, at the aquarium thing.”
“Y-yeah. My brothers and I run the place.”
“Cool. Maybe I’ll come visit sometime.” Bim disappeared into the waves. Blue watched him go, a weird feeling blooming in his chest.
Green walked over to him. “You like him, don’t you?”
“…maybe?”
“People always said humanity would be your weakness, but it turns out, its cute mermen.”
This is part of a bigger thing, but I thought you’d like this snippet.
i sleep now
Bimgle??
They had talked about it on and off for over a year now but Google was only now getting around to getting the ring, It needed to be perfect, it needed to shine and sparkle just as much as Bim did which apparently was a much more difficult task then his sources lead them to believe. Google spent weeks looking for the one that would be right till at long last he found the perfect one. Next came the hard part, Google had wanted a private proposal without all the noisy nosy ego coming around and ruining it, but Bim wanted a public proposal half just to rub it in to the others that their relationship had in fact worked out. Google though not the social type was inclined to agree and go against their own comforts choosing the best time to be at the meeting the next day. So it was set all he had to do was go to bed.Google opened the door to their room only to be met with Bim jumping out in front of them Sending their sensors haywire and in that split moment Bim had shoved a small box down their shirt as he rushed away yelling.
“NO TAKE BACKSIES!!”
It was a shock to say the least and as he pulled the Box out of his shirt he was met with a little ring box with a little rubber ring inside. It didn’t look too shiny or like something to be wrecked when they short circuited, it was actually kind of nice and very practical just how google had wanted it. Bim was rushing back by this point looking hopeful as Google put the ring on. Google rolled his eyes all that planning all that fretting over it needing to be public and in the end Bim gave them everything they wanted.“I accept.”
Gift
Is it too early for Valentine’s Day writing?! Nahhhhh, who cares Christmas comes like months earlier every year.
Genre
-Fluff and more fluff
-OH EVEN MORE TOOTH ROTTING FLUFF
-FLUFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYY BOYOS
Trigger Warnings
-Cursing
-(Implied)Bim Trimmer x Google //super tempted to just called it Robotics Show//
-Cuteness and blushing
Status
-Briefly Edited
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"We’re ordering Chinese take-out. “ He looked over at his fellow Ego,who had been rather out of it. The android couldn’t blame the human though, for he did just wake up a cannibal a few days ago. Google shivered a little as he thought about exactly how much will-power the fans had over them. He could remember the day he woke up a different person, no he woke up an android devoid of emotion and feelings. Made of wires, and metal instead of flesh and blood. Did Google wish he was still human?
No. Don’t be ridiculous.
"What would you like, Bim?” The human looked up with his sad eyes, he ran a hand through his messy hair that was unkempt. It was a most sad to see the man in such distress, compared to the first day he arrived cocky, arrogant. Now, he looked broken and faithless.
"Oh… I’ll just have whatever… Ah-Dark ordered. “ The android pauses, stopping before placing another order for beef and broolicc. Google don’t exactly know why, Bim had told him that’s what he antes but the android felt inclined to compromise that request.
"You know I can arrange something more fit for your-recent taste.“He watches as temptation floors the man’s eyes, but is quickly replaced by hatred and disgust-for himself. Bim shakes his head, and sighs deeply, seeming to hold back tears,he really was a mess.
"No-o. Never again. "He breathes and Google role his eyes, whirling his gears with amusement at the human’s stubbornness.
"Bim, you’re not the only one who hates themselves, but the more you deny it the worse it’ll become. You have to accept, this is who you are. ” The game show hots snaps his head up, with supposed. Of any Ego to show him sympathy for his self-loathing least of all he expected Google, the emotionless automaton.
"What do you mean?“ He asks cautiously and Google blinks, not realizing the hole he had dug himself into. He shakes his head, and waves a hand through the air causally.
"Bing may not show it, but he hates the fact that he’s not human anymore. You’re not the only one who has gotten his life screwed over by the fans wishes.” He shakes his head. “Host? He now suffers from terrifying visions and even the mighty Dark lives in fear of their power.”
"Oh… I didn’t realize that… “ Bim pauses and covers his mouth muddling a broken sob,but a ghost of a smile plays on his lips. "So, about dinner?"Google while his gears, soft blue blush of embarrassment coming across his cheeks.
"Well,I may have malfunctioned and gone a little haywire earlier today. I was aggravated and she was pushing her luck…” Bim Torres his head, and smiles a little a flicker of joy flashing in is eyes. That had been empty for days since the bloody incident, of him tearing a man apart and devouring him.
"You kill someone. “ Google coughs and looks at the wall.
"Exactly, and I need help to dispose of the body. Which, I have suffed in an undesirable place.” Bim shurgs and a real genuine smile comes across his face.
"You know what, the hell with it. I’m surrounded by a bunch of psychos anyways-might as well have a god damn, good meal.“Google jumps as Bim claps his hand on the android’s shoulder, who was not used to being touched. Bim licks his lips, and a predatory gleam fills his eyes, and it’s a look that even Google has to admit is a little scary.
"In the cupbaord."Google answers before Bim even opened his mouth, and Bim easiest an eyebrow tuning around to where the android’s steel grey eyes were looked on.
"You’ve got to be kidding me. ” He chuckled and walked over, and sure enough as he opened the cupbaord a dead body tumbled out-and it was still warm. Bim let’s out a breathy laugh of disbelief. “Holy fuck Google, you actully just stuffed her inside a cupbaord?!”
"Where else was I to put her.I thought you would like a large meal.You haven’t eaten since the incident.“ Bim blinked with shock and turned to Google eyes wide with gratitude, and a soft blush came across his cheeks.
"You prepared a dinner just for me?I’m flattered.” Google rose an eyebrow not understanding why the man thought the gesture was so, ‘flattering’. Google had simply thought ahead, for if there was a cannibal now staying with the Ipliers might as well have a body on stock. Before Bim got hungry enough to start taking bites out of them.
"I simply planned ahead of time. I’ve already set plans in place for a way to get your substance in a more effective manner.“ The android’s entire body tensed up as Bim kiss his cheek, giggly softly as the other Ego gave him the most disgusted and confused look he ever saw.
"Thank you.”
"Your… Welcome?“ He breathed out as his systems went haywire trying to process all the strange chemicals that the disgusting display of affection had activated. Bim chuckled and grabbed the arm of his meal, wiping away the little bit of drool that escaped his mouth, he was starving. He flashed Good a wide grin as he began dragging the body towards his room.
"You’re too amazing, my friend."Google froze and he watches as Bim disappeared into his room. His systems had finally calmed down, and nothing seemed to be broken from the release of chemicals, except they left a strange fuzzy feeling throughout his wires.
Friend. He called me friend. Google thought suddenly, and then smiled softly to himself.
I like it.
[°°°°°]
What is this? Google asked himself once more, as his body warmed up at the thought of his friend and his heart fluttered.They had been growing rather close, much to everyone’s surprise even the android had to admit, the friendship they had formed was pleasant, but it scared him. His body was releasing strange chemicals and giving off irrational reactions to everything Bim did.
Google could sit there for hours trying to dechiper them, but he would only give up. They were things beyond his understanding-but he also refused to accept the alternative. That maybe, Bim was making him feel things. Not exactly in the way a human would, but in his own strange sense. Not to mention, his friend consumed most of his waking thoughts which frustrated the android beyond belief.
He was malfunctioning.Unable to focus, and complete his tasks without a thought of that cannibal sneaking its way through. Even during the night while he was charging, or doing late night work that bastard Trimmer would cross his mind.
And I thought friendship was good. Google whirled his gears with frustration, and slammed his head on his desk with a groan. What is wrong with me?The android knew that if he spoke with Bing, he would understand, but something held Google back. Maybe it was his stubbornness or simply the fact that he hates having to get help from others, especially Bing. He was an engineering masterpiece, practically perfect in every way, if Mark wanted to he could sell Google off for millions maybe even billions of dollars and counting.Google also had to admit his was a bit of a narcissist.
He loved it when Bim praised him, and showered him with flattering whims, lavashied the android in all his disgusting affection. He loved the way Bim seemed to hold Google higher then himself, and that’s when for the first time Google realized what the ‘feelings’ were. Want. Desire. He wanted something but, the android didn’t understand what he could possibly want that was causing such torment.
But for what?! He slammed his head against the desk again and groaned, one mystery solved but that had only made it worse.Now,he would have to try and identify what in the world he wanted-before he blew a fuse. What do I want so badly?!What could possibly be tantalizing me like this-Bim?!Is he at work already? He hasn’t talked to me today, I hope he’s doing alright. The thought was summoned spontaneously breaking his coherent searching for an answer.
"Get out of my fucking head!” The android pressed his hands to his temples and growled. He hated Bim, no he couldn’t lie he eargerly awaited every visit from the human, all of them were pleasant and even dare he say enjoyable.Google was snapped from. His thoughts as suddenly, a large bouquet of roses was dumped into his lap, along with a large stuffed bear the size of him and chocolate.
"I hope I didn’t catch you at a bad time!“ Jim’s cherry voice said with a soft chuckle, while Google whirled his gears places the bear on the floor looking at his friend, who the android realized was wearing makeup, his face glittering ever so slightly under the lights.
"What so the meaning of this?”
"Out of everyone to forget what day it is, you were the one I least expected. “ Bim grins and claps a hand on Google’s shoulders. "It’s Valentine’s Day!The android blinks and checks his internal calnder and sure enough it’s the human holiday of love.
” Oh, I have been so out of it lately I didn’t realize that this ghastly holiday of affection and crept up on me. “Worry flashes across Bim’s face.
"Are you alright? What do you mean by 'out of it’?” Google shakes his head and looks down at the roses and chocolate still sitting in his lap.
"Don’t spare a thought about it, the questions at hand is who are these for?“ He watches as a hot blush comes across the Ego’s cheeks and he chuckles nervously. Bim avoids looking into those soul searching eyes of Google’s.
"Ah, well I don’t exactly ah early gone to give Valentine’s gifts to escort well… I just thought. ” He started to stutter and Googled rolled his eyes his greats whirling in an almost purr like manner.
"Articulate,Trimmer.“
"They’re for you."Google’s entire system seems to stop working for one split second and he almost seem stop go offline. The android blinks and feels his heart beat quicken dramatically and his face flushed a deep blue.
"Bim I, can’t accept these. I would feel so guilty accepting such gracious gifts and having nothing in return prepared for you.” Bim shakes his head and squeezes the other Ego in a tight hug chuckling.
"You really don’t need to be bothered,I domt need anything in-“ Google shakes his head, getting a steely determined look across his blushing face.
"No.I will acept and cherish these gifts forever, but in return I shall prepare you a gift, one that you shall be unable to decline. ” Bim laughs and takes a step away.
"Google really don’t be ridiculous!“ He stops and sucks in a breath as the android stands and presses a finger to Bim’s lips hushing him.
"Shut up. You’re going to get the best Valentine’s Day gift ever and if anyone stands in my way I’ll kill them.” Had Google lost his mind, at the simple gesture of Bim giving him a gift.
Yes, for the android had so many rushing chemicals through his body and every wire in his body sang. He was also pretty sure his heart was slamming against his titanium ribcage, fluterring about like a bird. Google knew that Bim his friend, and that giving gifts was the kind of thing friends did-but Google had never received such a heartfelt since gift before.
So, yes he was acting rather irrationally as he hugged the teddy bear to his chest and grabbed up all his gifts, flashed Bim a genuine grin that left the man reeling and walked off mind racing with ideas for the gift. As he walked down the hallway, practically glowing and humming a soft one all the Egos gave him shocked looks of surprise. Only one of them recognized that strange glow he had, and star-eyed look, and that was Wilford, for the man had seen it across his own face so long ago.
Google was in love,and he didn’t even know it.
Microchip
Genre
-Fluff/Romantic
Trigger Warnings
-Minor!Suggestive Content[PG-13](SFW)
-Bim Trimmer x Googleiplier
“Nope.” The sharply dressed man said as he decided that his hands were wanted, sitting on top of the paper Google was working with. “Bim, please I don’t have time for your shenanigans today."Bim shakes his head at Google and meets the androids steel grey eyes. ” No more work for you today, friend. Sleep. “ Google raises a single eyebrow. "Sleep? Bim you do realize that I am not required sleep to function. ” The game show host chuckles and nods his head, gathering up all the papers from the desk. "I know, but that’s our first lesson. Sleep and eating, and other things humans must do. “ He smirks at his friend. "I know you don’t need them, but I mean do you really need those glasses?” Google stops and think for a moment, realizes that no, he didn’t need the glasses. The android takes them off, setting them down on the desk. He had just always worn them, but he could see perfectly fine-better then most humans as well. He sat there watching as Bim stares at him for a solid moment. “What? Did my appearance drastically change due to the removal of the glasses?” The man shakes his head and sets down the papers he had gathered quickly looking away from the android.
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