ESG

It's always personal. Never just business.

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Statement

Monday, June 16, 2014

While I am clearly disappointed with the outcome of today’s hearing held in the Eastern District Court of New York and the sentence imposed by Honorable Judge A. R. Ross, I respect her decision and have only one purpose in mind: to serve my sentence and eventually move on with the rest of my life. As I have expressed in court today and throughout the process, I regret the errors in judgement that I have made in the past and the pain that I have caused. I have spent the better part of the last four years paying for my mistakes, but clearly the Judge felt that further disciplinary action was warranted. I would like to thank my wife Alla, my Father David, and my Mother Inna, as well as my amazing friends for the unwavering love and support that they have always provided. I owe a debt of particular gratitude to my attorney, Mr. Marc Agnifilo, for being the most honorable, caring and dedicated legal representative and human being that a client could ever hope to have at his defense.

Please address any further questions by e-mail to:

Eugene Gourevitch: [email protected] Marc Agnifilo, Esq.: [email protected]

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Love the honesty! From the @humansofny project, one of the best of its kind

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С новым годом!

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Heart attack special on a Friday night. If you want to make every day a fun day, move your life savings into bitcoins.

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Эрмес Париж. Село Москва. Стыдно.

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An example of godawful e-mail advertising

I recently registered a domain, which, as to date remains virginally untouched. A few days pass and I receive this e-mail, which would have gone straight to the Junk folder if not for the exceptional level of its sophomoric content:

"Hello foodbecause.info team,

I am Nancy from VisitorHero.com, a leading online advertising agency with over 7 years of internet marketing experience. I was browsing and came across your site foodbecause.info. I see that there is some really excellent setup on your site, but are you experiencing difficulty getting enough traffic?" etc.

First of all, Nancy, there is no team. But I understand that there is not an "I" in team, so you are OK so far.

However, could you please be a little bit more specific about how exactly your "browsing" led you to "discover" our humble little site, especially since it is so refreshingly content-free? And what is the "excellent set-up" you are referring to? I like GoDaddy.com as well.

Here is a pro-tip: if you are going to write a cookie-cutter, one-size-fits-all e-mail, at least have the respect for the recipient's humanity and intelligence. Don't make it look like you actually visited and liked something that does not exist.

Thank you.

Best regards, foodbecause.info team

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Vasily

Dear Esquire,

Is Vasily the belated, Slavic answer to Borat?

Esquire's (Russia) September issue is about common and ordinary people, not celebrities. This is the story of Vasily Ilyn, a retired farmer from the village of Ryshkovo,&

Thank you Aida Sulova for the link.

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La situatione nelle carcere italiane devono cambiare

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In case you forgot. #wearenotgangsterswearerussians #thugnation

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Thank you, Azim Azimov, for discovering this masterpiece!

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А вот собственно и Мишын вывод, part 2 of 2. Теперь это уже все смахивает больше на мексиканскую мыльную оперу. “Задача не имеет решения в простых терминах.” Имеет. Например пошли ее на хуй (жену или задачу - решать тебе).

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Прочитал этот вопль души г-на Шейтельмана и мне стало безумно его жалко, потому что человек он талантливый и легко ранимый. Тем не менее никак не могу избавиться от чувства легкого презрения по отношению к Мише в основном за то, что он выставил свои страдания на всеобщее обозрение. Есть в его прозе что-то общечеловеческое и всем понятное. Но я считаю что долг мужчины - страдать молча и последовательно решать свои проблемы. Как бы то ни было, Миша, no pasaran!

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Thanks Leo for posting this incredible video.

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Вова жжот!