Homestuck Survivor #27048

They/Them, Nonbinary, Software-developer, Nerd of no particular fandom.

[bardace]

iguin voice: no i can’t just give the evil book to the five year old. she has to pay me real money for it

[emkini]

what is a centaur dad if not a private taxi service

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[tlirsgender]

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

[vitalinformations]

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

[tlirsgender]

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically

[iiryebreadii]

yeah dude I love uhhhh *looks at smudged writing on hand* warrior cat atelier

[mariberrypie]

Like professor like apprentice

[daily-olly]

bathtime he looks so pleased i almost want to put an orange on his head ...

[egregiousanathema]

Love this. Would love a nice bath myself. Happy for him

[escuerzoresucitado]

[neostellarjpg]

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[rynsketches]

We've all seen the posts about qifrey jumpscaring Olly by asking if he wants kids, but I’ve been thinking… what if he didn’t tell him about any of them, and that’s part of why he’s so mad about Coco

Pt 2 with Olly and baby Agott

[rynsketches]

Early days, a loose follow-up to this

We don’t know when Agott got her short hair, but it sure is the same cut as Olly has, just curly…

[doodle-list]

Something something qifrey stands like a mum

[silima]

funky little guys

[hello-atla-here]

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[zazzedcoffee]

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Remaining time: 16977 days 22 hours

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthslc]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[sugar-grigri]

family 🦢🐥🐥🐥🐥🐦‍⬛

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.