I want a fucking lawyer, motherfucker.

19. she. im just a person who wants to travel everywhere with not enough money in the bank

[bob-belcher]

[writers-hq]

When the character in the book is a POC but then the movie adaptation comes along...

[robeblr]

I’m screeching

[thetrippytrip]

[maswartz]

[webcomicname]

summer holiday #1

[woodmeat]

I don’t even know who I be following anymore I just be clickin shit

[oliverparkerisadad]

“Do you have any special skills?”

I can turn a simple task into a month long cycle of procrastination and disappointment

[writing-prompt-s]

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

[asom-broso]

“i need your help”

“bitch me too the fuck”

then hang up

[bob-belcher]

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[chefpyro]

fandom for an American TV show: don’t watch it online! watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!

me, a mere European: 

[afusionoffandoms]

fandom for an American TV show: then at least watch it for free on their own website and support them through ads and hits

me, a mere European:

[myrling-art]

fandom for an American TV show: ok fine, then AT LEAST buy the DVDs when they come out and support the show through that!

me, a mere European:

[byzantium-glytch-deactivated201]

FUCKING THIS OMFG

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

mood

[notonyourbarricade]

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Math came into my home, whooped my ass and stole my bike.

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[thelittlemerms]

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

[thebelchers]

[frequents]

[spiritsdancinginthenight-deacti]

Anubis & Horus spotted having tea in Cairo, 2006.

[pussy-lemonade]

The adidas Jalabiya is a phenomenal touch