[estinien voice] gnarly [falls off skateboard]

shitposting across eorzea one meme at a time

[djuras-gatling-gun]

Geist Sturmlanze and Seoc Totoloc’s youngest son being hilariously edgy.

[djuras-gatling-gun]

more edgy bullshit lmao

[crescent-ffxiv]

The 3nd Annual Gold & Glitz Prom!

Hosted by @crescent-ffxiv , @drunkenmoogle , @keepers-kiss

Who: You, your beau, your besty, basically everyone! When: Saturday, May 19th @ 8:00pm EST Where: Golden Saucer - Manderville Lounge West Why: Crescent, Drunken Moogle, and The Keeper’s Kiss aim to provide a fun, unique take on a traditional dance social.♥ What: An In-Character Prom Night with immersive romantic~ [cheesy] music streaming @Crescent-sound

*Much love to @etani-a​ for creating the lovely flier!*

F E A T U R I N G:  [Masterlink with all information HERE]

🔸 Retro Prom Music Dive deep into nostalgic ‘retro’ prom music with us OOC! It can be from any decade as long as it is prom-esque. An hour into the event [after our house set] we’ll open the queue for you to DJ your favorite prom dance music! Do your worst!

🔸 Prom Attire Make sure to come in your tackiest attire. Get your most gaudy, bright, and garish outfit on for this event! The bigger the better, right? We can’t wait to see what kind of horribly wonderful combinations you all come up with!

🔸 Souvenir Photographs! Want to remember this special night forever [forever-ever]? Sign up to have a  picture taken solo, with your hot date, or a besty and capture the memory! We’ll edit them with a heaping spoonful of glitter and post them online for you to save!

🔸 Prom Dice Roulette Sign up to be paired with a random patron and engage in a strange and or exciting activity together! What fun! This is a great way to get off the wall and meet someone new ♥ 🔸 Prom Royalty Fashion Contest Akin to Prom King & Queen but with a twist! Compete for the title of prom royalty through fashion! Lucky winners with the most prom-style will score big prizes, bragging rights, crowns, and a dance together!

★ We’d adore your help in spreading the word, thank you!★

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Totoloc Twins Inviting Hug of Doom

“We promise we'll only eat a little of your aether!”

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Just like the subway cat lady. 

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Eureka in a Nutshell

With @embersign and @shroudwayman

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RELEVANT TO MY RECENT INTERESTS…. 

[themidlandcabbage]

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Help

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48.Malaguld/文化の違い

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[thelegendofivalice-deactivated2]

when one of u works at walmart but the other works at target :/

[cyberchirithy]

Any Rogue NPC: Ho there, dove. Yer knives’ll need to be sharp as steel to take care o’ those coves an’ be cloyin’ their baubles for the code. Make sure ye go skulkin’ around the tub so as not to get all o’ the blokes on yer heel, an’ take this sack o’ blunt for good measure.

WoL, crying: I have no idea what you’re saying

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