the graveyard shift

wraith ⛥ 22 adhd but i could probably be like sherlock holmes if i tried a little more

[glorioustragedykid]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

[missmisdemeanor]

6 non-selfie pics from my camera roll, ty @thebearmord for tagging me! <3

ft. my good irl being mean to me + the dice bag they crocheted me :)

i’ll gently tag @pregnancykink @pressedpeachpits @honestlydarkprincess @eighth-heroine @holyfreaks and @dghtrfrmhll

[eighth-heroine]

not making a new post and not tagging anyone bc i’m a bad tag game participant </3

[eighth-heroine]

for hot topic being as big of a company as it is, you'd think they would have been able to come up with a good search/filter function by now but nope. nary even a sold out banner to be seen

[eighth-heroine]

also they should have an exclusion filter because i don't want to see or buy any disney shit. but i suppose that is intentional too

[eighth-heroine]

for hot topic being as big of a company as it is, you'd think they would have been able to come up with a good search/filter function by now but nope. nary even a sold out banner to be seen

[daisanfar]

figured i'd never posted these 2023 pieces, i still find them cute :3

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

[bleekay]

[wampirsx]

I just wanted an excuse to draw more werewolf Ray………. Gerard in the background like a ghost lol

rawr!

[potatocrisp]

Guys will literally be in a saw trap instead of going to therapy

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[lyninabin]

it’s from 2013 with 2.4mil tags how the fuck have i not seen it before?!?!?

[captaincrusher]

Portals to hell? I haven’t heard that name in years

[kosmogrl]

[aces-and-anime]

[zeroartsblog]

Let Me Live

I am sooo excited for the remake!!

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[veter-3]

[strawberriesandsoup]

Don't worry, he's right where he wants to be

[brilcrist]

Protective hubby mode~

[sandersstudies]

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

[coldgoldlazarus]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

You all have no idea how consoling I find the fact that Moby Dick exists

[metal-rose-petal]

Tbh I need to take more advice from classic lit and just say fuck it