once, there was an explosion...

⇉rj || 30's || he/they⇇ ||for perverts, by perverts||

[thebearmord]

inspo

ao3

oc list

letterboxd

ravelry

[funstealer]

Gaurav Gupta S/S 2026 Haute Couture

[katmaibearfan]

naptime for 28e 💤💤💤

[cryptotheism]

Dog Residue builds up in the flask during the production of Dog Essence

[inkribbonstudios]

You? Leon S. Kennedy. You haven't changed. You just think you have.

[tazzymcclazzy]

the next few seconds WRAPPED

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[rolameny]

today we are going to learn about horses

horse fact 1: horses are partially exoskeletal

horse fact 2: horses are partially trees

horse fact 3: got frogs in em

these are all the facts we have about horses.

[beabaseball]

OP that's not even a full horse. You've literally only looked at the feet.

[rolameny]

maybe one day we will be brave enough to lift our eyes and look, trembling, at the rest of the horse. not today, though. today, these are all the facts we have about horses.

[holespoles]

Karin Hosono. "rainbow" 2025.

「にじ」

[muppetshow2026]

fraggle rockers in the house tonight

[muppetshow2026]

actually its fraggle rock is

[muppetshow2026]

[muppetshow2026]

are you talking to yourself

[muppetshow2026]

mind your business

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[katich-pigeon]

The protagonist's path

[humperxhumper]

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.

[thebearmord]

in a sense, and this may be challenging to hear, Joe Exotic is a Niro variant

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[skanavyarts]

Erosion

[fujoshane]

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

myth: astrology doesn't work

fact: astrology used to work perfectly and apparent planetary motion corresponded exactly (+/- 0°0'1") to the progressions of life on earth, until the advent and subsequent ubiquitous adoption of the radio wave introduced so much noise into the ionosphere that communications between the heaven and the earth were irrevocably scrambled; now, astrology still technically works, but it plays out in such a high-entropy set of events (see: pseudorandomness) that it has become functionally indistinguishable from free will.