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Parading his big stupid unmoving chrome body around like a sainted reliquary

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

voidthing

happy month, fellow slurs.

silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

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parkchanwoohoo

I got this beverage at Dunkin Donuts called a "dirty soda" which is coffee milk mixed with pepsi. I can't really say whether it's good or bad. I have a very dysfunctional relationship with food, not in the sense most people mean it but in that I have scorching ADHD and also I have been in so many auto collisions that apparently there was some minor damage to the back of my nose as a result of repeated whiplash, affecting my ability to taste the nuances in a lot of foods. As a result sometimes I'll try something new and I'll be like, that sure is a Flavor, though it is impossible to tell whether it is Good or Bad. I'm kind of there right now. Impossible to tell whether it's Good or Bad.

I do however know that for whatever reason, each sip reminds me of when I was, I want to say, sixteen? And I accidentally shocked myself while plugging in a hair dryer after a shower. Still not sure how it happened, I was careful to grab the brick (I am generally conscientious of the possibility of being electrocuted due to a childhood field trip to Underwriters Laboratories in Northbrook, IL) but I suppose a single drop of water connected me and the prongs of the plug because the next thing I knew I was screaming and my fingers were numb and tingly at once, and for whatever reason the Dunkin' Dirty Soda reminds me of this happening to me

parkchanwoohoo

Waht the fuck is "pilk"

parkchanwoohoo

Okay I've learned some shit about Mormons I think

parkchanwoohoo

Bro I'm dying because of this fucking beverâge

#consequences of drinking a Mormon beverage

glavilio

i actually used to spend a lot of time at the github HQ in san francisco when i was 9 or 10 for their weekend junior programming workshop. it was really more of a web-design seminar than anything, but with my being a prodigy of sorts, they recognized my talents at once and put me to work hiding the 'releases' link to weed out the weak and feckless among ye miserable down-loaders, where it remains to this day