i'm not inclined to resign to maturity.

Hello! I'm Eion Jenkins! I'm honestly not sure how I wound up living in Bristol, but here I am, staying with my little sister, working in a pub, running around getting into trouble. I'm enjoying it, honestly, haven't had this much fun in ages. Speaks monuments to how bloody boring Ireland is, I reckon.

[eion-jenkins]

I am never drinking again.

[elisbtes-blog]

Hangover?

[eion-jenkins]

Major.

[eion-jenkins]

I am never drinking again.

[eion-jenkins]

Blimey, there's a music festival in town?

[bitchmcguinness-blog]

What’s the worst that could happen besides dying?

[eion-jenkins]

I could get mugged, lost, kidnapped, or I could end up terribly, terribly bored. 

Will there be alcohol at the festival?

[eion-jenkins]

Blimey, there's a music festival in town?

[bitchmcguinness-blog]

That’s not too good, y’know. 

Might as well change that.

[eion-jenkins]

S'pose it wouldn't hurt.

[eion-jenkins]

Blimey, there's a music festival in town?

[bitchmcguinness-blog]

D’you live under a rock, or sommat, Dumbo?

[eion-jenkins]

I live in a house, actually.

I just don't leave it much. 

[eion-jenkins]

Blimey, there's a music festival in town?

I really ought to get out of the house a bit more, I didn't even hear about it until twenty minutes ago.

[glorious-headfuck-franky-blog]

I quite like challenges.

Alright. I’ll take you up on that deal.

[eion-jenkins]

Good, just text me the when and the where and we're all set.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Ahhh, shit, I think I ate so much my stomach is going to explode.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

I know that— I’m just sayin’ if my stairway to heaven is fuckin’ light, then that’s just gay.

I’m waiting for the fuckin’ hallway to the party in the sky, mate.

[eion-jenkins]

Well, here's hoping heaven's the party to end all parties then, eh? 

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Ahhh, shit, I think I ate so much my stomach is going to explode.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

My sort of heaven don’t have shit to do with light.

[eion-jenkins]

Well, the light's supposed to lead you to heaven, I think. The light itself isn't heaven. I dunno though, I dunno a lot o' things.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Ahhh, shit, I think I ate so much my stomach is going to explode.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Died for a couple minutes, too, actually. That was pretty life changing, all the “go to the light” stuff is utter bullshit. Y’just kinda sleep.

Oi, same to you, mate.

[eion-jenkins]

That's disappointing, I think I understand why they tell us the "go into the light" bullshit, though, I mean, 'cause anything else is sort of anti-climactic, isn't it? 

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Ahhh, shit, I think I ate so much my stomach is going to explode.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Yup. Hemorrhage. Twice. Not as fun as it sounds.

Cheers, mate. Chris Miles, and you?

[eion-jenkins]

Doesn't sound very fun.

Eion Jenkins. Nice to meet you.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Ahhh, shit, I think I ate so much my stomach is going to explode.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Ah, fuck it. Almost got there anyways.

[eion-jenkins]

Really? Fuck's sake.

Congratulations on the living thing. 

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Ahhh, shit, I think I ate so much my stomach is going to explode.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Y’know what? It’s just gonna plode, and I’m going to be perfectly okay with whatever ploding it decides to do.

[eion-jenkins]

Hopefully, however it plodes, it won't kill you.

[glorious-headfuck-franky-blog]

Yeah. I’m not easily amused.

[eion-jenkins]

Challenge accepted.

You, me, a pound of weed, anywhere you want, tonight.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Ahhh, shit, I think I ate so much my stomach is going to explode.

Can a stomach explode? Eh. Oh, well. We’ll just wait and see.

[eion-jenkins]

I don't think so.

I'm not absolutely certain however. I think it's more likely to implode, though.

[glorious-headfuck-franky-blog]

Yeah? That sucks for you then.

That’s odd.

[eion-jenkins]

It really does.

Is it? Maybe I'm just more easily amused than I ought to be. Well, no, I'm definitely more easily amused than I ought to be, but when I'm high I'm worse, so.

[glorious-headfuck-franky-blog]

Yeah.

I spent all day sleeping. Yeah really? I didn’t know that. Thanks for that tidbit.

[eion-jenkins]

You're lucky, really, I haven't slept in ages, can't seem to manage it.

Yeah. And Sweet Genius, his accent had me rolling on the floor.