Don't forget to breathe

  It only takes a little push to pull on through

[cinquespotted]

[marisatomay]

it’s yeet or be yeeten on this goddamn bitch of an earth

[oak23]

Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)

[leadles]

Holy shit this may actually work

[library-mermaid-blog]

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

[prison-mikes-bandana]

Although this is a shock to nobody evidence that Chris Pratt is an absolute child!!! Part 2

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[dwyer-and-recreation]

4.19 - Live Ammo

[savannahkills]

This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper

[speedlimit15]

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

[wordsnquotes]

I like how sleeping next to someone means more than sex sometimes, the body’s way of saying ‘I trust you to be by my side at my most vulnerable time,’ you have no defenses when you are asleep, you tell no lies.

Eric Shaw (via wordsnquotes)

[did-you-know]

Source

[kleenexwoman]

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

[schweetheart]

I feel so conflicted right now

[oliasis]

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

[destroyedforcomfort]

omg

[continiouslyquestioning]

In honor of vine, I made a compilation featuring some of my favorites. RIP Vine, you will be missed.

[ineptbox]

Free the nipple

(with purchase of another nipple of equal or greater value)

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[3lixar]

when ure on the character select screen of a fighting game and u and ur friend pick the same character

[friend-called-boxcar]

[doctorbutler]

when ur friend spends too much time in the customize menu.

[taquito]

yall hate ratatootie but who do u think is making ur food at olive garden huh!!??

[kokonutwata]

i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused

y’all are already punching us

the issue is that we’d like you to stop