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[lair-master]

Enough cryptocurrency. I want CRYPTIDcurrency. Bigfoot bucks. Nessie nickels. Mothman’s face on the $20 bill.

[prismatic-bell]

Y’all.

Y’all I could cry.

THE RESPECT FOR MARRIAGE ACT HAS BEEN PASSED BY BOTH HOUSE AND SENATE AND IS READY FOR BIDEN TO SIGN.

SAME-SEX MARRIAGE AND INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE ARE NOW EXPLICIT LAW OF THE LAND AND DO NOT REQUIRE “INTERPRETATION” OF THE CONSTITUTION.

[catchymemes]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[acreaturecalledgreed]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[bumblebeerror]

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

[yardsards]

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

[halfboyfriend]

happy 10 years of stylish but illegal monkey

[reactionfaces]

[ruecian]

oh

[reactionfaces]

[ruecian]

what the fuck is the joke here

[sleepy-bebby]

From the Chinese dating game show 非诚勿扰 (Fei Cheng Wu Rao), If You Are The One.

[adz]

my aunt who owns horses constantly posts these excellent horse memes

[genuinehumanboy]

today is video games’s birthday.

[wheel-skellington]

Happy birthday videogames

[ubuyo]

[algorizmi]

Happy 50th, video games!

[campyvillain]

entranced by this. boo na naaaa :3

[campyvillain]

ENOUGH OF YOU BUZZKILL SPONTANEOUS SILLINESS HATERS. ZUES DEPLOY THE THUNDERBOLTS ON THESE JOYLESS WENCHES HOMES NOW

[starwalker-------official]

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

I can’t wait to hear Chris Pratt say this

[otherwindow]

[greelin]

“can a robot even have mental illnesses” they are allowed to have whatever they want. don’t be fucking rude

[appendingfic]

robots can have mental illnesses we can't even conceive of - like shrimp colors