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I'm Shelley Hi! I live with my insane better half. Speedway is all I'll ever know so luckily enough for me he's my favourite part of it. Feel free to have a gander at some of the shit I post! t'raaa

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He stole the driver seat when I pumped gas, and he looked pretty happy about it

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Coooolin

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I am crying I love this too much

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Bahaha.

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cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

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this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

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THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

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me trying to get my life together

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More: 11 Animals who are BFFs

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A penguin who was previously made a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army has been knighted at Edinburgh Zoo.

Penguin Nils Olav has been an honorary member and mascot of the Norwegian King’s Guard since 1972.

Over the years, he has been promoted through the ranks after being adopted by Royal Guard who visited the zoo.

During the ceremony, Nils had a sword dubbed on each side of his head, where his shoulders should be, to confirm his regimental knighthood.

The proud penguin was on his best behavior throughout most of the ceremony, but shortly before the ritual was concluded and possibly suffering a bout of nerves he was seen to deposit a discreet white puddle on the ground.

Sir Nils Olav the penguin.

Watch the video

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This isn’t what I wanted to see but maybe this is what I needed to see.

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Pizza Planet Truck

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How do dick pics make u feel?

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this is a metaphor for my life

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that poor fucking cat is so confused

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after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

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How I emerged from the womb

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So i was on my brothers computer and found this

at first i thought it was porn

then i dug deeper

at this point im scared to go any further

i wonder whats inside

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IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

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OH YES IT’S BACK