Broke: Public proposal to the sound of violins while your kind-of-through-marriage cousin heckles you
Woke: Public proposal to the sound of screaming and explosions while your kind-of-through-marriage cousin lies unconscious
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Broke: Public proposal to the sound of violins while your kind-of-through-marriage cousin heckles you
Woke: Public proposal to the sound of screaming and explosions while your kind-of-through-marriage cousin lies unconscious
This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.
this has been in my queue for an entire year
Happy Winter Solstice to all the heathens! And everyone else! But especially the heathens!
And a debauched Saturnalia to all of you 😳🥹
Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard
You got me, Officer! I did it! I’m the Grinch that stole Christmas. And I’m sorry.
I apologise karun I didnt know u get down like that
omg.. i need people to get it into their thick cavernous skulls that lewis's legacy is untouchable. he could finish p20 every race for the next decade and it still wouldn't dent his legacy. there's no "retiring to protect his legacy" you dumb fucks. his legacy is the first ever Black man in the history of the sport who despite everything they threw at him became the best and most decorated driver we've ever seen. nothing touches that. so stop pretending to care about him because if you did you'd understand this
keeping things equal my asshole lead car should always get preferential strategy
Sorry, but Oscar absolutely deserves to be pissed. You can not make these kinds of decisions on a track like this when you are fighting for a championship.
Especially not if you are wanting to be taken seriously.
The strategy was decided before the race by pirelli and they still fucked it up. THE STRATEGY WAS DECIDED BEFORE THE RACE BY PIRELLI AND THEY STILL FUCKED IT UP
Doriane Pin celebrates her championship win with her team Mercedes- including George, Fred, Bono, Kimi, Toto, Shov and more
the way GP is like a evil vizier in Max's ear poisoning against his subjects and accusing them of treason
I don’t even want a fifth verstappen title but i also cannot bring myself to cheer for that guy to win a title after almost a decade of hating so it’s gonna have to be a miracle win for oscar next week ✌🏼
prettiest girl in the world 🥰
Aaron: look, I know you're worried about your vengeful ex with a history of violence coming back to kill one or both of us, and also kind of fucked up about all the recent revelations about your relationship which means you're re-evaluating your entire time together and blaming yourself for all the damage caused, but the trick is not to think about it
Robert: like you did with John?
Aaron, with scar still visible: John who?
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003)
"blood ties" S5 E13
my fav version of robron is when they are actively ruining the lives of people around them and they don’t give a shit because they genuinely believe their epic love story is more important and that anyone who doesn’t also think so is crazy and unreasonable and deserves what they get.
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.
Victoria + talking about Kev.