You look nice today!

#blm ekat theythem ive been here since 2010 can someone please just end it twitter/insta: ekatdotpng

[cognitohazardous]

NEVER bring an elven shoegaze producer to a dwarven industrial rave I watched my homie Shi'kaal the Introspective get torn limb from limb in the pit 😭😭😭

[worldsendvalent1ne]

[that-house]

[that-house]

Try exploring the wizard's body

[laika-the-bitch]

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

[laika-the-bitch]

scale as in „to climb“ comes from the latin scala, for ladder.

scale as in the measuring device comes from the old norse skal, for a drinking vessel sometimes used as a weighing device

scale as in the dermal plating on the skin of some fish and reptiles comes from the old french escale, for shell or husk.

[lolotehe]

Three languages enter, one language leaves.

[lesbianamalvada]

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.

[girlballs-archive]

girls will drink a cold beverage and go "tch... it's no werewolf cock, but it's alright, i guess."

[circularsidewalks-deactivated20]

When she doesn't reblog one of my tumblr posts in 28hrs I promptly delete it and waterboard myself in the bath until I've repented

[doomsdaydicecascader]

the longer i am online the more i am realizing that homestuck is an inkblot test for literally everything under the fucking sun. homestuck is about marxism! homestuck is about how bec noir killing mom and dad was a sex metaphor! homestuck is about how the demiurge is evil and the only way to truly be happy is to escape the material plane of the story! homestuck is about a man who hates his stupid hat! homestuck can be about whatever the FUCK you want it to be about, if you look hard enough

[orbswizard]

it goes the other way too; once youve read homestuck you see it everywhere. baking aisle in the grocery store? homestuck. diners drive ins and dines is on the tv when you walk downstairs? homestuck. some kid offers you a pack of gushers in exchange for your service as a bodyguard? homestuck. dont even get me started on seeing animals or fucking zodiac signs or even just WORDS 

[vivaciousarcanist]

at this point homestuck is just the heart of the internet in the sense that it both takes in and puts out a massive amount of cultureal influence

[butterflypimp]

sometimes you have to choose the neural pathway less traveled in your brain

[frottinq]

Corporate trainings are literally like

"A woman and her child are having trouble finding a product in the vitamin aisle, what can you do to help her?"

1. Kill the kid.

2. Kill the parent, leave the child motherless.

3. Use the CARING® Strategy and our TRICUS™ Customer Experience Method to make sure she gets everything she wants at the correct price.

4. Leave her alone, she doesn't want to be bothered.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[girlballs-archive]

can you not post nsfw :(

you come into my home uninvited and tell me how i should arrange my furniture? what a fool you are. skeleton divine death blast

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

it's always "don't repeat the cycle" and "beware of the cycle" and never How was the cycle was it fun to be in the cycle

[evilsexy]

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

[horrifically]

this perfectly encapsulates the online experience

[jimmy3people0]

[toskarin]

[trying to show my left-handed friend I'm a good ally] yeah it surprised me a lot how much anti-left-handed language is still floating around. it's honestly kind of sinis... sorry, I didn't mean that, I wasn't trying to be passive aggressive or underhanded or....... I try so hard.anfi always,mess up erverythijgg..