F.U.T.W.

Elise. 24. Hate everyone :)

[catchymemes]

Astronaut tweets

[adobsonartworks]

This is what I hate the most about nearly all online debates. Sometimes opposing sides are NOT equal, and we shouldn’t treat them as if they were.

[jj-wq7]

Love this

[patrickat]

[empresselyse]

[great-tweets]

WOW

[king-emare]

this was perfect

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

NOT ONE MINUTE MAN LMFAO

[goonsoftheweb]

[j-isfor-jenius]

🎶 one of these things are not like the others! 🎶

[jessthecheesewitch]

Jesus are you people really so indoctrinated that “socialism” is “evil”???

[babyanimalgifs]

Finally, some good news.

[politishaun-deactivated20230409]

[lailamcquen]

[lunamech-deactivated20231128]

I don’t understand the logic that whoever is calmest in an argument is winning and that somehow anger invalidates your words. I mean I can argue that your great aunt’s name is Jihinksenbob for an hour straight and be perfectly fine. It’s very easy to be calm when the topic doesn’t affect you personally or you just don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

[jackafz]

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

[el-ise]

I’m watching Prison Break and everyone who’s ever watched it has told me I’ll get bored after the 2nd season but I’m currently on season 4 because my stupid ass doesn’t care if the story line has become ridiculous and makes no damn sense because I fancy Michael Scofield SO MUCH and I love Sucre and Mahone and BRAD rip Brad

[el-ise]

Update: I’m on season 5 and am horrified to learn that there are only NINE EPISODES I was expecting a full length series and now I don’t know what I’m going to do when it finishes. I need something else to replace the Prison Break shaped hole in my heart if anyone has recommendations I’m all ears

[agoodcartoon]

sexist garbage in political cartoons: then and now

in the early 20th century, men would have been delighted to give women the vote if only they werent such screeching harpies all the time

thankfully 100 years later we live in an enlightened time when women are listened to and respected

100 years ago guys were like, what the heck are they protesting for? why are they so violent and unreasonable? i don’t even get it? all i hear is a high pitched whining noise???

don’t they know what’s good for them???

thankfully men listen to womens demands and ideas today and engage them on their own merits

those early 20th century cavemen were like, those suffragettes act like they’re entitled to equal rights! its like they want to be men! and whaddyathink that makes men?!

its a good thing here in 2019 we’ve finally reached equality of the sexes

100 years ago,  women were commonly infantilized as a way to dismiss their arguments without having to engage them.

but with women in elected positions being the norm nowadays, their policy proposals are carefully considered and they’re treated like adults

other common tactic to completely shut down an uppity suffragette was to dismiss her as being too old, ugly or airheaded to matter

thank god we left those attitudes back in the olden days where they belong!

in the previous century, the ideal woman upheld the status quo and it was considered virtuous, dammit

so lets give ourselvse a nice pat on the back for leaving those attitudes behind

[venusthemorningstar]

Oh God, some of the modern ones are worse. The Michelle one makes my physically ill.

[queerandpresentdanger]

I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[spooky-catboy-angel]

h e l p I’m experiencing an (1) emotions

[6balls]

today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a castle. I was in its jail. They did not feeded me all I had was a porta potty. I was in jail because I didn’t even know there were taxes there. Except I lied. I read a lot about England and I decided I did not want to pay taxes.” 

[6balls]

please appreciate that this child was free to write about literally whatever she could imagine about herself time traveling and she wrote about being jailed for tax evasion in the middle ages

[thebootydiaries]

The truth is out there 😔

[el-ise]

Relationships aren’t meant to be easy. You’re not supposed to get along with someone every minute of every day. I see so many people wanting a perfect romance, thinking that a relationship is supposed to be the way it is in movies. That’s not what love is to me. I don’t think it is supposed to be easy and to just fall in to place and you can read each others minds. It’s a choice and a commitment to be with someone through good times and bad times. In real life relationships are hard work, learning to communicate better over time, rediscovering the reasons you fell in love with that person in the first place. I spent way too long thinking love is supposed to be like a movie and waiting for a perfect romance before I realised that real love might not seem perfect to everyone else, but it is to me. Real life is not a movie.