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Throwback to the most wholesome, peaceful, and uplifting One Piece movie of all time. I mean, look at all these happy smiles and little flowers! How could it be anything else?
This is a well done animation reference! Nicely done. I like that Kinger is the only one that presumably isn't being tortured because Caine didn't torture him in episode 8.
How old are the characters from the recent GOAT movie? I've seen a bit of debate about it and I actually wanna give it a shot. I'm only gonna look at the Vineland Thorns and Mane since those are the only characters we can imply the ages of. Sorry Dennis, I still love you. One other thing to note is that I'm going to be using the age requirement used by the NBA as a stand in for Roarball age limits since Roarball is basically real world basketball, but for animals in crazy dangerous courts. The age limit for the NBA is 19 years old during the calendar year of the draft and the player must be one NBA season removed from high school graduation. If we assume Roarball follows the same age requirements, then all these characters would be of age to play.
First up is the legendary Jett Fillmore! The movie always talks about Jett being past her prime and we see a prime Jett in the beginning of the film before the 10 year timeskip. During that scene, the announcer mentioned that Jett was a five-time all-star. If we assume that Jett played Roarball for a few years before becoming a all-star to build her reputation as a legend, then achieved these 5 selections in the 5 to 6 years before the beginning scene (something not common in real world NBA but not unheard of), then she'd have been mid 20s or even late 20s. 10 years later after the time skip, she'd obviously be in her mid to late 30s and would be considered past her prime like real world basketball players in that age range. I'm leaning late thirties with a guess of 37 to 39 since she's implied to be the oldest Vineland Thorn, maybe even the oldest Roarball player still in play based on how the other teams act with her.
Archie Everhardt, the protector of the Vineland Thorns with a heart of gold, is up next! I think he's the second oldest of the Thorns for two reasons. The most obvious one, he's a father of two twin girls. We don't know the exact age of Adi and Ari, but I would assume their around 3 to 6 years old. Not to mention how much of a father figure he acts to the other Thorns, he's clearly on the older side. The second reason might be one you didn't even notice. During the beginning of the movie when kid Will sees his first Roarball game, there's a brief montage of Jett smoking the competition. In the first clip of that montage, you can see Archie on the court as a Vineland Thorn. You might not have noticed it because the main focus is Jett and the montage is pretty quickly edited, but it's still clearly Archie. That means he'd have to have been on the Thorns for 10 years at the least if he was playing with a young Jett. I don't think he's older than Jett since she's the one specifically getting signaled out a old timer, but I think Archie falls into that "has-been" archetype some of the Thorns players were referred to as. By that logic, I would like to place Archie in his early to mid 30s, though I'm leaning more to mid thirties with a guess of 34 to 36. A few years younger than Jett but a few years older than our next Thorn.
Next up is one of the tallest Roarball players in the league, Lenny Williamson! So he's explicitly been said to have played Roarball for 10 years and has gone through 10 teams in those seasons. That would make him on the older side of the Vineland Thorns even if he's not as old as Archie or Jett. If we assume he joined the league exactly at 19 or even in his early 20s, that makes Lenny either 29 at his youngest or somewhere in his early thirties (which would be 30 to 33). Not too old to be well past his prime, in fact he might still be in his prime, but old enough to have 10 years of expierence.
It's the beloved fan favorite himself, Modo Olachenko! This scaley Russian-accented icon may have won all our hearts with his eccentric charm, but he's easily the Vineland Thorn with the least amounts of implications regarding his age. The others have some sort of implications ranging from being on the court 10 years ago (Jett, Archie, Lenny) or being a more recent addition (Olivia and Will). Modo is the only one you just have to go with his behavior , appearance, and your general instincts regarding his age. I think Modo is mid 20s, somewhere between 24 and 26. He seems more experience and older than Olivia and Will but acts like a young and almost childish "punk" to Lenny, Archie, and Jett.
The former number one draft pick of the Vineland Thorns, Olivia Burke flies into the scene! She was obviously the newest Thorn before Will joined the team, so she seems to be the second youngest. Olivia also doesn't seem to have too much experience under her wings, seeing as she herself claims her one claim to fame was being posterized by Mane. That event was actually shown to have happened in real time during the early scenes of the film (when Will first visited his friends Daryl and Hannah). I'm thinking she might even only have one year of experience. If we assume that and assume she either joined the league as a 19 or even 20 year old, then Olivia should either be 20 or 21. She could also be in her the "latter" years of early 20s if you think she has more than one year of experience, so she'd be 20 to 23 if we still assume Olivia joined at 19.
Will Harris, the newest Vineland Thorn, enters the scene and shocks the league with his small height! Will is obviously a young adult seeing as he struggles with rent and landlords, acts like the youngest member of the thorn, and was seen in the beginning of the film as a child before the 10 year timeskip. I've seen people claim that Will is 16 because the picture of him and his mother in the dinner shows Will blowing out 6 candles, but I beg to differ. Just because that picture shows Will blowing out 6 candles, doesn't mean Will was 6 in the beginning of the film. That picture could have been taken years before his mom took him to see the game. And if Will actually was 16, then not only should he still be in school and not struggling with rent, but he wouldn't even be able to get into the Roarball league if the age requirement is 19 just like the NBA. So I think kid Will at the start of the film was 9 to 10 years old and the Will we see in the rest of the film is 19 to 20 years old.
Bonus:
The current MVP of the Roarball league and the only character we'll be talking about today that's on Lava Coast Magma, give it up for Mane Attraction! Now, Mane himself said that he's been in the league for 5 years. That's 5 years of experience and Mane is obviously in his prime and way younger than players like Jett. I think Mane, just like Modo, is in his mid 20s. That would put him around 24 to 26 years old. He's too experienced to be in his early 20s like Olivia but should be younger than Lenny, Archie, and Jett.
GOAT was a really fun film and I hold a lot of appreciation for it. Is it simple and predictable? Yeah. It's not exactly groundbreaking. But it didn't need to be. Sometimes all a film has to do is be entertaining, funny, charming, and filled with love and artistic creativity, and GOAT has all those virtues along with it's beautiful animation and fantastic soundtrack.
What games have opened doors for you in real life?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
As in like, changed my life and tastes in how I view media? . . . I suppose I have 3 games that come to mind:
-Danganronpa for it's insanely talented stories, presentation, and characters along with being one of my first fandoms.
-Five Nights Ats Freddy's for all the lore and theories that came from it (plus it being my first indie horror and REALLY opened my mind to all sorts of other media since I think it's my first fandom ever).
-Undertale because of the banger music influencing my music tastes and the simple yet wonderful stories and characters.
Oh my gosh! A couple of months ago, I sent my first anonymous request to a another person's tumblr account I've been seeing for a while. AND JUST RECENTLY, THEY POSTED A WORK IN PROGRESS ABOUT THE PROMPT I GAVE THEM! THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!
Guys I just found out that the reason why my Blazestone Character Description keeps getting labeled as "mature" and has a content label is most likely because of the damn picture. I hate it here.
Guys, I'm trying so hard to write Blazestone's backstory but it's hard to think. Also what country do we think she's from? I've heard she's Latin American and I want to use that, but I don't know what country she should be from. Maybe El Salvador? What do you think?
Brief Descriptions Of My Punch Out Cast (The Dream Fighter and A Legend's End)
This post is about the dream fighter and the mode A Legend's End of Punch Out: Champions Clash! Like the protagonists and minor, major, and world circuits, they will get one sentence to describe their personalities and stats before I move on to the next person. The stats (which are underneath the description) will include where they're from, their boxing record, their height, their weight (along with weight class), and their age. In case you're curious what A Legend's End is, I'll tell you after I've said the fighters. Hope you like them based on these brief sentences! Feel free to ask questions or leave comments, I always like to read comments and other peoples' opinions.
Link for Protagonists and Minor Circuit and Major and World Circuit
Dream Fighter:
-Little Mac: A resilient and determined former world champion who decided to step back into the ring for more legendary fights.
Mac is a 17 year old Italian American from the Bronx, New York, America born to a Italian mother and American father. He stands at 4'9 or 145 cm and weighs 107 lbs or 49 kg (light flyweight). He is the former male world champion and has a record of 39-0 (39 wins [39 KOs], 0 loses)
A Legend's End:
-Bald Bull: A short-tempered and masochistic rookie trying to control his tendencies but gets lost in his rage from matches and media harassment.
Bull is a 18 year old Turkish man from Istanbul, Turkey. He stands at 6'2 or 188 cm and weighs 244 lbs or 111 kg (heavyweight). He has a record of 8-2 (8 wins [7 KOs], 2 loses)
-Golden Knockout: A clumsy and down-to-earth kickboxer known for his fast spinning attacks and love for flowery imagery.
Knockout is a 39 year old Dutchman from Rotterdam, Netherlands. He stands at 6'3 or 191 cm and weighs 194 lbs or 88 kg (cruiserweight). He has a record of 70-8 (70 wins [60 KOs], 8 loses)
-Aran Ryan: A principled and carefree fella well-respected for his clean fighting style and strong grip on his clinches.
Aran is a 23 year old Irishman from Dublin, Ireland. He stands at 6'2 or 188 cm and weighs 227 lbs or 102 kg (heavyweight). He has a record of 44-9 (44 wins [32 KOs], 9 loses)
-Bayani Javier: A spirited and idealistic upstart from poor origins that tries to honorably fight to get the chance to compete in the Olympics but still slips into his suntukan techniques.
Javier is a 23 year old Filipino from Bago, Negros Occidental, Philippines. He stands at 6'1 or 185 cm and weighs 187 lbs or 85 kg (cruiserweight). He is the #2 contender in the men's world circuit and has a record of 49-7 (49 wins [42 KOs], 7 loses)
-Rick Bruiser: A amiable yet formidable southpaw fighter known to be strong enough to destroy massive metal structure while his casual cocky grin never falters.
Rick is a 17 year old CHamoru from some unknown place in Guam. He stands at 6'10 or 208 cm and weighs 270 lbs or 122 kg (heavyweight). He has a record of 19-0 (19 wins [19 KOs], 0 loses)
-Von Kaiser: A commanding yet thoughtful soldier with devastating knockout potential from his raw power, strategic mind, and military style.
Kaiser is a 24 year old German from Berlin, Germany. He stands at 6'0 or 183 cm and weighs 164 lbs or 65 kg (super middleweight). He has a record of 20-3 (20 wins [16 KOs], 3 loses)
-Rex Savage: A daring and arrogant hunter who enjoys fighting dangerous animals (even if they seem to be undiscovered demonic monstrosities) and beating strong opponents.
Rex is a 33 year old Australian from Alice Springs, Australia. He stands at 7'3 or 221 cm and weighs 262 lbs or 119 kg (heavyweight). He has a record of 79-6 (79 wins [78 KOs], 6 loses)
-Nick Bruiser: A dull and frightening orthodox fighter considered superior to his brother and known to be secretly caring enough to get payback on those who hurt them.
Nick is a 17 year old CHamoru from some unknown place in Guam. He stands at 6'10 or 208 cm and weighs 270 lbs or 122 kg (heavyweight). He has a record of 19-0 (19 wins [19 KOs], 0 loses)
Okay so, A Legend's End is basically the prequel mode of Punch Out: Champions Clash! It follows Doc's final 8 matches before he was badly injured by Nick and had to give up his championship belt. It's basically Doc Louis' Punch Out and it takes place 18 years in the past. Obviously familiar faces like the Bruiser brothers, Bald Bull, and Von Kaiser appear, but I also took the opportunity to add in more characters nationalities I feel should have been used (Australian, Filipino, Dutch). There is no minor, major, or world circuit because I imagined these fights would come from some sort of event, like Doc boxing these guys in fights to prove he still has what it takes, and the fighters would be pulled from different circuits. Most of them would be from the world circuit, but Bull would be from the minor circuit and Aran, Rick, and Nick would be from the major circuit from the way I imagined this.
Also if it wasn't obvious, this Aran Ryan is the father of the Aran Ryan from the previous Punch Out post. This one's the Sr and that one's the Jr.
I would like to make this post to beg Oda to PLEASE GIVE ME ANYTHING WITH LAFFITTE, BROOK, RYOKUGYU, AND GECKO MORIA! These are some of my favorite One Piece characters and I want to see more of them! Stop prolonging chapters with slow pacing and flashbacks! Stop giving all the cool moments and backstories to characters who already have enough cool moments! Shed some love to these guys, please! I'm not asking for sympathetic backstories (though that would be cool), all I want is more!
Brief Descriptions Of My Punch Out Cast (Major Circuit and World Circuit)
This post is about the major and world circuit of Punch Out: Champions Clash! Like the protagonists and minor circuits, they will get one sentence to describe their personalities and stats before I move on to the next person. The stats (which are underneath the description) will include where they're from, their boxing record, their height, their weight (along with weight class), and their age. Hope you like them based on these brief sentences! Feel free to ask questions or leave comments, I always like to read comments and other peoples' opinions.
Link for Protagonists and Minor Circuit
Major Circuit (men):
-Turbo Racer: A prideful and competitive Extreme Gear racer with remarkable agility, speed, and trash talking abilities in the ring.
Turbo is a 20 year old Greek from Jezeru, Bayilona (a fictional Greek Island). He stands at 5'8 or 173 cm and weighs 152 lbs or 69 kg (welterweight). He is the #3 contender of the men's major circuit and has a record of 12-3-1 (12 wins [10 KOs], 3 loses, 1 no contest).
-Dragon Chan: An integrous and resilient Kung Fu prodigy considered to be the undisputed best kickboxer in the WVBA.
Dragon is a 22 year old Hongkonger from Hong Kong born to a Chinese mother and half-British half-Chinese father. He stands at 5'5 or 165 cm and weighs 130 lbs or 59 kg (super featherweight). He is the #2 contender of the men's major circuit and has a record of 19-4 (19 wins [14 KOs], 4 loses).
-Heike Kagero: A theatrical and elegant kabuki skilled in magic and dance who always puts on a show for the audience.
Heike is a 19 year old Japanese man from Osaka, Japan. He stands at 6'1 or 185 cm and weighs 188 lbs or 85 kg (cruiserweight). He is the #1 contender of the men's major circuit and has a record of 21-4 (21 wins [17 KOs], 4 loses).
-Frank Jr and Victor: An intimidating yet curious experiment being taught by his knowledgeable and ambitious father how to properly defend himself without causing too much danger.
Frank is a 18 week old from Geneva, Switzerland. He stands at 8'5 or 257 cm and weighs 1400 lbs or 640 kg (heavyweight). Victor meanwhile stands at 6'8 or 203 cm and weighs 213 lbs or 97 kg. Frank is the current champion of the men's major circuit and has a record of 30-5-1-2 (30 wins [30 KOs], 5 loses, 1 draw, 2 no contests).
Major Circuit (women):
-Ori Ahi: A cordial and passionate dancer aspiring to become a fire dancer and make her ancestors proud by continuing family traditions of dancing and fighting.
Ahi is a 26 year old Tahitian from Papeeta, Tahiti. She stands at 6'1 or 185 cm and weighs 167 lbs or 76 kg (super middleweight). She is the #3 contender of the women's major circuit and has a record of 19-4 (19 wins [16 KOs], 4 loses).
-Riley Ryan: A vitriolic yet restrained young lassie prone to kicking her opponents when situations bring out her "primal" instincts usually unleashed in her MMA fights.
Riley is a 18 year old Irishwoman from Dublin, Ireland. She stands at 5'8 or 172 cm and weighs 125 lbs or 57 kg (featherweight). She is the #2 contender of the women's major circuit and has a record of 15-3-1 (15 wins [12 KOs], 3 loses, 1 draw)
-Blizzard Storm: An aloof and blunt winter athlete with an ice shattering punch sure to leave opponents frozen in place and drain them of everything.
Blizzard is a 23 year old Norwegian woman from Tromsø, Norway. She stands at 6'6 or 198 cm and weighs 220 lbs or 100 kg (heavyweight). She is the #1 contender of the women's major circuit and has a record of 24-4-2 (24 wins [22 KOs], 4 loses, 2 no contests)
-Carmilla Bloodbat: A seductive and languid vampiric countess who always leaves her opponents drained from her punches and vampiric tricks.
Carmilla is a 153 year old Austrian vampire from Graz, Styria, Austria. She stands at 7'10 or 239 cm and weighs 330 lbs or 150 kg (heavyweight). She is the current champion of the women's major circuit and has a record of 82-11-5-3 (82 wins [75 KOs], 11 loses, 5 draws, 3 no contests)
World Circuit (men):
-Aran Ryan: A aggressive yet resourceful young lad out to cause chaos, beat people up in increasingly outlandish ways, and honor his beloved late father.
Aran is a 23 year old Irishman from Dublin, Ireland. He stands at 6'1 or 185 cm and weighs 160 lbs or 73 kg (middleweight). He is the #4 contender in the men's world circuit and has a record of 37-5-4 (37 wins [34 KOs], 5 loses, 4 no contests)
-Rocking Ragnörak: An enthusiastic yet polite world famous metal rocker out to rock the boxing world, his fellow bandmates, and manager with his unconventional style.
Ragnörak is a 27 year old Icelandic man from Reykjavík, Iceland. He stands at 6'9 or 209 cm and weighs 276 lbs or 125 kg (heavyweight). He is the #3 contender in the men's world circuit and has a record of 51-6 (51 wins [49 KOs], 6 loses)
-Eagle Sanchez: A serene and humble former club fighter that was given the chance to prove himself by the WVBA and has since inspired both new and old boxers.
Sanchez is a 29 year old Mexican from Santiago Tianguistenco, Mexico. He stands at 5'7 or 170 cm and weighs 126 lbs or 57 kg (featherweight). He is the #2 contender in the men's world circuit and has a record of 58-3-1 (58 wins [57 KOs], 3 loses, 1 draw)
-Super Macho Man: An egocentric and showy celebrity out to show the world he still has both star and championship power even after losing the belt.
Macho is a 27 year old American from Hollywood, California, America. He stands at 6'4 or 193 cm and weighs 231 lbs or 105 kg (heavyweight). He is the #1 contender in the men's world circuit and has a record of 73-3-1 (73 wins [70 KOs], 3 loses, 1 draw)
-Mr Sandman: A reserved and terrifying champion seeking to prove he deserves the championship belt after the former champion gave it up by defeating every challenger aiming for the title.
Sandman is a 31 year old African American from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, America. He stands at 6'5 or 196 cm and weighs 284 lbs or 129 kg. He is the current champion in the men's world circuit and has a record of 78-2 (78 wins [78 KOs], 2 loses)
World Circuit (women):
-Phantasm Shadow: A mysterious yet talented fighter with only one thing known to be true about them, they randomly appear to fight before disappearing to await either another fight or hang around the WVBA.
Phantasm has no confirmed age or place of origin. They have a estimated height of 6'0 or 183 cm based on their height compared to other boxers but no actual confirmation of height or even weight. They are the #4 contender in the women's world circuit and has a presumed record of 41-4 (41 wins [38 KOs], 4 loses)
-Arm Candy: A compassionate and beautiful former ring girl who overpowers her opponents using her experience as both a referee and arm wrestler at a small arm wrestling organization and her training from her late but legendary sister.
Candy is a 30 year old Argentine woman from Buenos Aires, Argentina. She stands at 5'11 or 180 cm and weighs 140 lbs or 64 kg (junior welterweight). She is the #3 contender of the women's world circuit and has a record of 52-3 (52 wins [50 KOs], 3 loses)
-Jaguar Fury: A stern yet relentless peleadora famous for having the tenacity of a honey badger, the loyalty of a wolf, and the aggression of a jaguar.
Jaguar is a 23 year old Colombian woman from Cartagena, Colombia. She stands at 6'1 or 185 cm and weighs 179 lbs or 81 kg (heavyweight). She is the #2 contender of the women's world circuit and has a record of 60-2-1 (60 wins [58 KOs], 2 loses, 1 draw)
-Princess Kassandra: A hopeful and fearless warrior princess aspiring to prove that anyone, regardless of gender or background, can have a warrior's heart.
Kassandra is a 34 year old Amazonian from Themiscyra. She stands at 7'2 or 218 cm and weighs 229 lbs or 104 kg (heavyweight). She is the #1 contender of the women's world circuit and has a record of 85-1 (85 wins [84 KOs], 1 loss)
-Iron Joan: A powerful and stoic successor to one of the greatest boxers in history with overwhelming strength, impressive strategy, and a protective heart.
Joan is a 38 year old French woman from Thuir, France. She stands at 6'11 or 211 cm and weighs 214 lbs or 97 kg (heavyweight). She is the current champion of the women's world circuit and has a record of 100-0 (100 wins [100 KOs], 0 loses)
It's exactly what the title says. It's how the Parr family, Frozone, his wife Honey, Edna Mode, Blazestone, Gamma Jack, Voyd, and Robin (Plasmabolt's spouse) interact with Hazel Kuroki/Plasmabolt in this au. Or more accurately for Jack-Jack, how they interact with him. This one is specifically for Plasmabolt, the next one will probably be Blazestone. This will be 4 parts and is a sequel to previous posts about the descriptions I have on Plasmabolt, Blazestone, Gamma Jack, and Voyd. The interactions will have a brief summary before a dialogue exchange between the two characters.
The previous post for Plasmabolt can be found here.
Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Not much has changed between Hazel and Bob's relationship. Ever since they first meet in the glory days, they've shared a calm and steady friendship, though nowadays their more protective ever since Project Kronos killed so many of their friends. Bob calls Hazel for advice on how to stay calm while watching Violet, Dash, and Jack-Jack while Helen is away, working with Hazel to make heroes legal again. Hazel makes sure that Bob knows he's going the best job he can and offers tips on how to keep his cool during these stressful times.
Bob, on the phone with Hazel, "Look I know you're busy doing important stuff and all but I need some advice. How do you stay rational during stressful situations. It feels like watching over the kids without Helen is the same as fighting a powerful supervillain."
Hazel, in the middle of trying to stop the runaway train with Helen (the same train in the second movie), "Bob I think you need to find a way to turn your frustrations into focus. *tries to stop the front half of the train from going off the end of the track* Try to take some deep breathes and ask yourself how you can not enforce order and respect without making your kids unhappy. *Helen grabs the front half of the train and turns into a parachute and the two slow it down* Also call help, the best way to stay calm in a situation is to have someone help you. Don't try to do this alone, I'm sure Lucius would help out in a heartbeat and you've got Ámbar and Robin around to support you."
Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Similarly to Hazel's relationship to Bob, her and Helen's relationship hasn't changed too much since the glory days. If anything their relationship got stronger because of their partnership bring supers back and how they easily settled down after supers became illegal. Both Hazel and Helen work together flawlessly and any conflict between the two is easily settled through a talk. They both confide in each other about how unsure they were in making supers legal again; but Helen and Hazel are willing to become supers again and save lives again.
Helen, after saving the ambassador from the Screenslaver's helicopter attack, "What do you think about all this? About the return to heroism. It feels nice, it feels right. But at the same time it still feels odd after so long of living a normal domestic life. Not to mention we got no idea who this guy is or what his plans are."
Hazel, deeply sighing, "I admit, I feel the same. I was quick to throw away my hero life after heroes became illegal and fully commit to my civilian life. However, what we're doing is making me realize how much I missed being Plasmabolt. I love feeling the wind against my wings again and saving lives and performing public services. It feels like I never stopped being a super. And Screenslaver? We'll stop him. Me and you are a force to be reckon with."
Violet Parr: The eldest of the Parr kids, Hazel can relate a lot to Violet's struggles regarding if she wants to be a super or renounce her powers all together. Hazel remembers how scarred she was when she developed her powers at 13 and sees herself in the 14 year old Violet. Hazel tries to give Violet the advice her parents gave her when she was a teenager and listens intently every time Violet complains. Violet appreciates how calm Hazel is whenever she goes on a angry rant or despairs over something and tries to listen to any advice Hazel gives her. Violet may not share the exact same fondness for the outdoors Hazel has, but she does like reading books with Hazel and Robin and hearing stories of Hazel's life.
Violet, talking to Hazel about a book she has that she likes, "I have the book Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, I got it as a gift from Lucius. It's very good! Sure it's intended for younger kids but I still like it! It's a very sweet family book about a family, their adaptive car, and their adventures thwarting the criminals plans."
Hazel, listening to Violet talking, "That sounds like a lovely read. I'm sure Robin has that book in their library. I've seen kids frequent the section it should be in and have heard them talking about a magical car. It's adorable, honestly."
Dash Parr: The middle child of the Parr kids, Hazel tries to act as the calm and reasonable aunt to balance out Dash's hyperactivity and boldness. Whenever Dash gets in trouble at school, Robin is often sent in if Helen or Bob can't go and Hazel sometimes goes with Robin to hear the problem straight from the teacher's or principle's mouth. Hazel makes sure that Dash doesn't get too reckless or goes unpunished if doing something bad but she does make sure he doesn't forget to act like the 10 year old kid he is and encourages him during his races. Hazel and Dash also have a special bond because Dash also loves the outdoors and Hazel often teaches him about the outdoors and does outdoor activities with him-sometimes by themselves but sometimes accompanied by Robin, Bailey, or someone else.
Dash, throwing a stick and watching Bailey chase after it, "Look at her go! Speedy doggy! I bet I could out run her but she'd probably tackle me before I started running and lick me until I die laughing!"
Hazel, watching Bailey chase the stick. "Haha, yeah she loves giving kisses. Though you probably shouldn't try racing her, I don't want my dog to pass out from dehydration and exhaustion trying to keep up with a speedster."
Jack-Jack Parr: The youngest of the Parr kids, Hazel is very gentle with the baby Jack-Jack. Hazel and Robin are some of the people trusted to watch over Jack-Jack if the rest of the Parr family need to go somewhere and can't bring Jack-Jack. Hazel gently reads books from both her and Robin's personal study and books from Robin's library to Jack-jack. Most of the books are way too advanced for a baby, but Jack-Jack seems to like them enough and especially loves looking through the pictures of animals. When Jack-Jack's powers were discovered, Hazel grew very concerned over Jack-Jack possibly hurting himself using his powers and always makes sure to catch him should he ever fall in the air.
Hazel, holding Jack-Jack while reading a encyclopedia about forest animals, "And that *gently points to the picture* is a American brown bear. The males can weigh around 125-500 lbs and females can weigh around 90-300 lbs. They are omnivores and eat a lot of berries, nuts, and fish among other food options. *smiles watching Jack-Jack gurgle happily* Yeah, it's very cool, huh? And look *points to another picture* that's a mama bear with her cubs, like your mama with you and your siblings."
Lucius Best/Frozone: Back in the old days, Lucius was one of the heroes who understood why Hazel was so protective about her civilian life. Lucius and Hazel both knew and understood the risks of being supers and the dangers it could bring into their civilian lives, so whenever Lucius heard someone complain about Hazel's secrecy, he would only say, "Hey, now remember, anyone's entitled to share what they want. Don't force it." Nowadays, Lucius and Hazel share a pleasant friendship, frequenting bowling alleys and dinners together with Honey and Robin while discussing the future about their lives and the possibility of being supers again.
Lucius, watching Robin step up to bowl, "Y'know, it feels nice actually getting to know ya Hazel. Before no one-not even the NSA-knew your name. And now we're here having a double date with our lovely spouses. Feels great, huh?
Hazel, raising her drink in agreement, "I hear you, Lucius. You always had my back. I appreciated your support then and I appreciate it now. I honestly just wish I fully appreciated it sooner rather than later. *watches Robin get a strike* And your right, we have amazing spouses"
Honey Best: A former NSA agent and super, Honey and Hazel's professional friendship reignited after Hazel's decision to let people from her super life into her civilian life. Back in the day, Honey didn't really like the fact that the NSA had no civilian record of Hazel, but she was willing to look past it because she grew to trust Hazel from her heroic actions. Nowadays, both Honey and Hazel are grateful for Hazel's secretiveness back in the day, knowing that it was the only reason Hazel had survived Syndrome's onslaught. Hazel and Honey enjoy a nice and relaxing friendship filled with talks over wine between the two and Helen, dinners with their spouses and friends, and giving each other advice on situations.
Honey, pouring some wine into her glass, "So you're worried about Robin and Bailey and how they're gonna handle those Parr kids, huh? That's a perfectly normal reaction to have. *sips her wine* But I think you're forgetting something. Robin can handle themselves. You've said they're one of few people able to keep up with you on those long hiking trails. And Bailey's a good girl. What's two superpowered kids and a baby?! Girl, listen, those kids are angels. Sure they make stupid decisions, but that's just life, sweetie. Not everyone can be perfect."
Hazel, finishing her wine glass, "You're right, Honey. I feel like you're always right about this stuff. I'm just . . . worried. I mean I spent my life keeping my super side away from my civilian side and now here I am trying to bring it together. It's tough. But you're right, I have to trust Robin's abilities to help Bob with the kids. Thanks Honey, I owe you."
Edna Mode: Edna was ecstatic when she first meet Hazel and was told of what she wanted in her super suit. A super who wanted to incorporate the things she loves into her super suit, keep the suit practical and not too flashy, and was a anomaly to even the NSA was a client she couldn't easily forget. Edna and Hazel have a dynamic similar between Edna and Helen. Edna fiercely reminds Hazel to remember who she is whenever Hazel gets doubts about her choice to resume hero work. Hazel is slightly overwhelmed by Edna's personality and fancy lifestyle but wouldn't go to anyone else for fashion and life advice.
Edna, calling Hazel after hearing Helen's super suit was designed by someone else, "CAN YOU BELIEVE IT DARLING?! Who does that guy think he is?! Messing around with one of MY CLIENTS and one of MY MASTERPIECES! Disgraceful! This better be a one time thing or Mr Galbaki will be hearing more from me! At least he didn't design you're suit. I fear he would have ripped off your angelic bug wings and replaced them with demonic bat wings for *imitates Galbaki's voice* more darkness to encapsulate the danger of plasma powers."
Hazel, nervously trying to keep up with Edna, "O-oh yes, of course E. You're the only person I'd let handle my suit. Heck, you were the only one who agreed to listen to my bug idea! Everyone else said it was too gross and disgusting for a woman to fly around as a bug. . . . Heh, nice impression E, sounded just like him."
Ámbar Fuego/Blazestone: Back when they were supers, Ámbar was confused and even offended that Hazel didn't let anyone know about her civilian identity. Ámbar thought that Hazel could have at least let other supers know even a little about her life. They did manage to hold a somewhat decent relationship, but when Ámbar's ego flared, it got messy-like most things involving negative emotions and Ámbar. Hazel was disappointed to see Ámbar defected from the NSA to go back to crime, but always knew Ámbar had a good heart. Stubborn and highly emotional, but a good heart that one day could amount to something great. In the present day and after Project Kronos almost killed her, Ámbar now has a appreciation for Hazel's secrecy back in the day (knowing it was probably what saved her life) and how respectful Hazel is, especially to troublesome people like Ámbar. Hazel tries to make sure that Ámbar doesn't go back to some of her wilder moments and Ámbar tries to take that advice and apply it-to varying degrees of success. Despite the rough start and some personality clashes, Hazel and Ámbar still consider the other a friend and would do anything to keep the other safe and happy.
Ámbar, nervously calling Hazel about going to a bar, "Hey Haz . . . can you . . . uh . . . come with me to the Golden Vine at 6:45 tomorrow, . . . please? Some. . . old acquaintances of mine may have called me a moment ago told me to be there. . . . I'd bring Bob but he's busy with the kids and I'm supposed to be responsible and . . . not get into bar fights with old acquaintances. *sighs* Can you please come?"
Hazel, resting in her and Helen's hotel room, "Really Ámbar? *sighs and looks at her calendar* I'm free that day . . . I can make it. I'm proud you called someone but maybe try to call someone not busy with a lifechanging campaign? . . . If they say anything stupid, follow my lead and either leave or wait for them to swing first. At least then we can claim self defense and not leave in handcuffs and ruin Winston's plan."
Jackson Hart/Gamma Jack: The relationship between Jackson and Hazel is way different than how it once was. Hazel typically tried to avoid Jackson back when supers were legal because of his . . . rumored egotistical and megalomaniacal behavior. Whenever they did interact, Hazel was cordial but kept a distance. Nothing bad ever happened between the two, but Jackson was reported to be confused as to why someone would separate their work and civilian life so obsessively. Now, after Project Kronos and the horrors Jackson's mind and body was subjected to for three years, Hazel refuses to leave Jackson behind. Hazel often visits Jackson in the government hospital, talking to him through intercom and watching him through glass. She often tells Jackson of the domestic life she lived after supers became legal, knowing Jackson would love to know more about her-though she can talk about super stuff if Jackson asks. Jackson listens to every story and smiles, lightly teasing that it took nearly dying for Hazel to finally come around. Whenever Jackson is allowed visitors after days of not being able to because of a panic attack or mental breakdown, Hazel goes to visit and brings Robin and Bailey-knowing Jackson would like the company of two friends and their sweet dog, even if it's behind glass. When Jackson finally gets out of the hospital and starts living with the Parrs, Hazel can be spotted helping Jackson adjust to nature after years of living in fear in a jungle, hoping to ease his nerves if he's ever in a forest.
Jackson, through a intercom and after hearing a story of Hazel's when she was performing a forest ranger duty and stopped a illegal hunter, "Now that's . . . a heroic story. Stopping someone not supposed to be there from causing harm . . . sounds like something a super would do. Guess you're still one in a different uniform. . . . *turns as if someone just asked him something* Were you scared . . . all alone in the woods trying to find someone who might retaliate with violence? Stormicide's curious, Kathy always hated the woods . . . I don't really like them either."
Hazel, through a intercom in a room outside of Jackson's and realzing he's in the middle of a hallucination, "No . . . I'd seen worse from both my super days and before this event. . . . *sighs before lightly smiling* I remember she said that. It was during a meet and greet. She was asked if she had a phobia and she said she'd much rather be mess up working with chemicals and be in a accident that left her disfigured than be anywhere near the woods at night. . . . She preferred to be inside studying chemicals than be hiking in the woods."
Karen Fields/Voyd: Now, Hazel and Downburst (real name: William "Will" Fields) had a mostly professional relationship. Will respected how Hazel guarded her civilian identity and Hazel responded by helping Will get more recognition in the super community-even recommending him to make Elasitigirl's Elasticycle. After Hazel discovered that Karen is Will's daughter and Winston let Karen join Helen and Hazel in their attempts to make supers legal again, Hazel decided to take the young heroine under her wings as a sign of respect to her late father. Hazel tells Karen of some old tricks her father would use when he would create portals and personally coaches Karen during situations so she can get better acquainted at being a hero. Karen often nervously but eagerly fangirls to Hazel about a lot of stuff (especially heroes) and Hazel will happily listen to the young woman, happy to see that despite her father's death Karen can still find joy.
Karen, talking about one of her favorite shows over intercom while watching the police scanner, "So i-it's called The Underdog Show or just Underdog for short. It recently just came out . . . It's really good! It quickly became one of my favorite animated shows! It's about a anthropomorphic dog named Shoeshine Boy who becomes the superhero Underdog whenever his love Sweet Polly Purebred needs to be saved. . . . I just think it's really neat a-and sweet how he turns into a hero to save her every time."
Hazel, listening while flying around the city watching the police scanner, "That sounds lovely. It sounds like a very sweet premise, a man-or rather dog-risking his life to save his lover. I'd do the same for Robin in a heart beat. Maybe me, Robin, and Bailey can join you when another episode airs. I'm sure Bailey would love watching another dog save lives."
Robin Kuroki: Hazel and Robin share a loving and supportive marriage to one another. They both share a lot in common: both are outdoor enthusiasts, dog lovers, fans of similar books, are both calm and rational people, and can relate to the other in ways they thought no one else could. Hazel frequents the library and bookstore Robin works at while Robin makes sure to check in on Hazel when she's out doing her job as a forest ranger. Hazel knew Robin was the one when she revealed her former identity as Plasmabolt before getting engaged and Robin not only accepted it, but said they were always a fan of the bug-themed hero who shoots plasmabolts.
Robin, after Hazel came home back to their cabin in the woods, "Hi lovebug, had a good day out in the woods? I just finished cooking dinner and took Bailey out for a walk. She's finally stopped trying to chase squirrels up the tree and has moved on to barking at them from a safe distance!"
Hazel, walking over to the couch to kiss both Bailey and Robin's heads, "I had a good day, angel. I got to take one of the horses-Dasher-out to the western district and take down multiple traps in the western district. Dasher was very well behaved tonight, tried to go faster than needed down hills, but well behaved. Dinner smells wonderful Robin, you really know how to keep a girl happy."
Author's note: Stormicide's real name is Kathleen "Kathy" Harrison and she's one of Jackson's most frequent supers he hallucinates, along with people like Gazerbeam and Apogee. Jackson and Kathy were shockingly close friends, something not many people expected given their personalities. Hazel also didn't interrupt Jackson's hallucination because it's actually one of the rules the hospital has for visitors of Jackson to not tell him he's hallucinating because it could cause Jackson to get confused and distressed-triggering a panic attack. It's instead advised to gently steer the conversation to something safer, act as if the hallucination is there, and to never say no one is there. Also I decided to make Voyd 19 years old.
Brief Descriptions Of My Punch Out Cast (Protagonists and Minor Circuit)
This post is about the protagonists and the minor circuit of Punch Out: Champions Clash! They will get one sentence to describe their personalities and stats before I move on to the next person. The stats (which are underneath the description) will include where they're from, their boxing record, their height, their weight (along with weight class), and their age. Hope you like them based on these brief sentences! Feel free to ask questions or leave comments, I always like to read comments and other peoples' opinions.
Protagonists:
-Super Birdie: A scrappy yet empathetic newcomer determined to make a name for himself, prove he's more than just a delinquent, and help his friend to find the will to fight again.
Birdie is a 17 year old Swedish American from the Bronx, New York, America born to Swedish immigrants. He stands at 5'2 or 158 cm and weighs 121 lbs or 55 kg (batamweight). There is no available boxing record yet.
-Luna Blazer: A playful and lighthearted newcomer eager to live up to her idol's legacy, stay out of street fighting, and inspire her friend to keep fighting.
Luna is a 17 year old Dominican American born in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic but moved to the Bronx, New York when she was 6 years old. She stands at 5'7 or 171 cm and weighs 135 lbs or 61 kg (lightweight). There is no available boxing record yet.
-Doc Louis: A jovial and easygoing former world heavyweight champion eager to train the WVBA's young newcomers while munching on his beloved chocolate bars.
Doc (real name: Jerome) is a 55 year old African American from Brooklyn, New York, America born. He stands at 6'2 or 188 cm and weighs 232 lbs or 105 kg (he was a heavyweight boxer). When he ended his boxing career 18 years ago after a injury ended his reign as world champion, he had a record of 95-10-2 (95 wins [90 KOs], 10 loses, 2 ties).
Minor Circuit (men):
-Alfredo Calzone: A fun loving and confident pizza deliver boy often found advertising his father's pizzeria mid-match.
Alfredo is a 22 year old Italian from Napoli, Italy. He stands at 5'11 or 180 cm and weighs 160 lbs or 73 kg (middleweight). He is the #3 contender of the men's minor circuit and has a record of 10-6 (10 wins [7 KOs], 6 loses).
-Faither McDuff: A sentimental and apologetic single father of three girls using the money he gets to support his horse and cow farm and his daughters.
McDuff is a 37 year old Scottish man from Kenmore, Perthshire, Scotland. He stands at 6'3 or 191 cm and weighs 215 lbs or 98 kg (heavyweight). He is the #2 contender of the men's minor circuit and has a record of 24-9 (24 wins [18 KOs], 9 loses).
-Disco Kid: A preppy and flamboyant disco lover that lovers showing off his moves on both the disco dance floor and the boxing ring.
Disco is a 20 year old African American from Brooklyn, New York, America. He stands at 6'3 or 190 cm and weighs 210 lbs or 95 kg (heavyweight). He is the #1 contender of the men's minor circuit and has a record of 16-5 (16 wins [9 KOs], 5 loses).
-Narcis Prince: A vain and attention seeking ivy-leaguer with notoriously easy to exploit anger issues when his face and beauty is damaged.
Narcis is a 20 year old British man from London, England. He stands at 5'9 or 175 cm and weighs 150 lbs or 68 kg (welterweight). He is the current champion of the men's minor circuit and has a record of 19-5 (19 wins [15 KOs], 5 loses).
Minor Circuit (women):
-Alice and Ape IV: A quiet yet highly intelligent young girl and her new and improved robotic monkey friend return after a arm wrestling incident.
Alice is a 19 year old from Lakeville, Minnesota, America. She stands at 5'10 or 178 cm and weighs 140 lbs or 614 kg (lightweight). Ape IV meanwhile stands at 7'5 or 226 cm and weighs 678 lbs or 308 kg (heavyweight). She is the #3 contender of the women's minor circuit and has a record of 6-8 (6 wins [1 KO], 8 loses)
-Marcia Charlie: A laid-back and honest reggae lover called the "Queen of Rhythm" because of her rhythmic and quick moves in the ring.
Marica is a 28 year old Jamaican from Kingston, Jamaica. She stands at 6'0 or 183 cm and weighs 156 lbs or 71 kg (middleweight). She is the #2 contender of the women's minor circuit and has a record of 14-6-3 (14 wins [11 KOs], 6 loses, 3 ties)
-Mestre Combate: An energetic yet wise capoeira master who dances circles around her opponents before swiftly knocking them out.
Mestre is a 33 year old Brazilian from Rio de Joneiro, Brazil. She stands at 6'2 or 188 cm and weighs 205 lbs or 93 kg (heavyweight). She is the #1 contender of the women's minor circuit and has a record of 20-7-1 (20 wins [19 KOs], 7 loses, 1 tie)
-Hilda The Sjoldmø: An honorable and disciplined viking known for the incredible power in her punches and her extreme durability and stamina.
Hilda is a 29 year old Danish woman from Copenhagen, Denmark. She stands at 6'8 or 203 cm and weighs 217 lbs or 98 kg (heavyweight). She is current champion of the women's minor circuit and has a record of 24-6 (24 wins [24 KOs], 6 loses)
Author's note: Birdie and Luna don't have boxing records because they're the newcomers and are the protagonists, so they haven't had the chance to make a record yet.
If I made Arms fanfiction and character ideas-would people care?
Also, am I the only one in disbelief that there are no Punch-Out and Arms crossover fanfictions that isn't Smash bros what is this lack of content people? If someone won't, then god damn it maybe I will!