I steal jewels

22. Spain. Psychology student.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.

poltergeists:

push things off tables

break delicate objects for fun

in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess

make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night

sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth

are invisible aka no one knows what they look like

poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats

[another-random-dom-3]

“The power of Christ says psspsspss! The power of Christ says psspsspss!”

[real-live-human]

*fills a spray bottle with holy water*

[visloka]

You sprinkle Miette with holy water? You get her ectoplasma damp?! Oh! Oh! Hell for Mother! Hell for Mother for thousands of years! 😾

[sandmandaddy69]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is how my boyfriend asks me to stream dark souls iii for him

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he is

[crabmandible]

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

[crabmandible]

OGAHAGSIGf

[crabmandible]

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something

[cahzery]

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

[31st]

HELP

[brunobucciarati]

@creylune

[pokemon-personalities]

this image perfectly captures how i feel most hours of the day

[eggorf]

decadence

[nonbinary-cherry]

[lmaonade]

if I may ask what are your pc specs?

ahhh they/them! thank you!

[bathroomcube]

What are your pronouns

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060

Intel Core i5-10400F CPU

16.0 GB RAM

[tikkety-tok]

A masterpiece

[gunsandfireandshit]

[thenatsdorf]

Sassy mew. (via)

[felcemartello]

That’s waluigi

[anxietyproblem]

[harpyhormones]

our collective psyche is owed compensation for the tiktok text to speech voice and that oh no oh no oh no no no no no song

[idealcat-deactivated20181202]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it

[tamagotchi]

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm having a rough week, tell me something nice?

[rabbit-inwonderland]

bees can get drunk off of rotten flowers, and the workers guarding the hive don’t let them back in until they sober up.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh I enjoyed that very much thank you. that was very nice.

ok tumblr now tell me something that will make me giggle like a lunatic, please

[dectech]

kellog invented a machine that blasted yogurt up your ass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the fact this is basically true is deeply upsetting, and I am cackling like a gleeful banshee! thank you for your service!

now tell me something that will make me gasp in mock outrage

[thedivinemagnet]