𝘪 𝘭𝘢-𝘭𝘢-𝘭𝘢-𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶!

𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐢 𝐝𝐨?

[elaectrahrt]

send ✉ for my muse’s version of what they would have written to your muse on a goodbye letter, delivered after my muse has died.

[elaectrahrt]

❝ i enjoy the qualities in myself that may be said to be masculine. it is damaging to think that the most virile woman is infinitely more feminine than the most feminine man. that implies that there is something necessarily passive about the feminine & therefore it is the woman that should always surrender her opportunities. independence has no sex. ❞ --- vita & virginia

[elaectrahrt]

if ❝ boys will be boys ❞ then girls must be WOLVES.

take back the streets. take back our skin.

because if ❝ boys will be boys ❞ these girls won’t be sweet.

[elaectrahrt]

it’s no use, sweet mother, i cannot weave! slender aphrodite, soft as she is has OVERCOME ME with longing for a girl!

[elaectrahrt]

                                      and i’ve been keeping all the letters                                       that i wrote to you.                                       each one a line or two:                                                  ❝  𝐢’𝐦 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞❟ 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲❟ 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮?  ❞    

              well i would send them, but i know               that it’s just NOT enough.               my words were cold and flat                    and you deserve   ｍｏｒｅ   than that.

[seafoamsthetic]

DRAGON AGE INSPIRED HEADCANON MEME - EXTENSIVE LORE EDITION

Send one for my muse’s opinion on:

⚡️ Magic and Mages in general;

⭐️ The Circle of Magi;

🔥 Blood Magic;

☀️ The Chantry;

❇️ The Divine;

🔵 The Templars;

✳️ The Rite of Tranquility;

🔴 The Mage-Templar War;

☯️ The Order of the Grey Wardens;

🔱 Spirits and the Fade;

🐶 Ferelden;

💎 Orlais;

🎲 The Grand Game;

🌱 Tevinter;

💢 Slavery;

🌺 City Elves;

🌿 Dalish Elves;

⬇️ Underground Dwarves;

⬆️ Surface Dwarves;

❌ Caste system;

📖 The Inquisition;

❓ Religion (one or more of them);

💋 Sexuality and marriage;

🌳 Barbarian cultures;

[seafoamsthetic]

MY FAVORITE VINES a sentence starter - 2/??? — (part 1)

❝ Is there anything better than PUSSY? Yes, a really good book! ❞

❝ Hello… FUCKER. I’m gonna kill your whole family for fun. ❞

❝ I am DISGUSTED, I am REVOLTED– I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and THIS is the thanks I get?! ❞

❝ Oh my GOD, they were roommates! ❞

❝ Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! ❞

❝ Roses are red, violets are blue… Why-why’d you leave me ____, what did I do? ❞

❝ Do you ever… like wake up or… do–uh–like, do something and you’re just like ‘what the he–fuck is going on?’ ❞

❝ Do I look like–? ❞

❝ I do love working here, it’s just– We all have a lot of laughs. ❞

❝ Fuck off, ____! I’m not going to your fucking [event]. ❞

*sigh* ❝ My name is ____, I hate everyone in here. Especially ____, she’s a whore. ❞

❝ Hey, ____! You’re no good, _____! You’ll never be shit! You’re JUST. LIKE. YOUR FATHER. ❞

❝ Dude, what the fuck? This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you! ❞

❝ Hey yo, cut the music, cut the music. Somebody left an ice cube on the ground, it melted and now my SOCK is wet— who the fuck wanna DIE?! ❞

❝ Wha–you spilled–whawhawha– LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag?! ❞

❝ I’m over this dumbass school with all these fake ass people — Hey! … Fucking bitch. ❞

❝ I don’t really wanna do the work today. ❞

❝ Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I’m sTiLL a PiEcE oF gArBaGe! ❞

❝ When will you learn?? That your ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!. ❞

❝ Welcome to Bible study, we’re all children of Jesus! Kumbayaaaa, my Lord! ❞

❝ Country boooooy, I loooove yooooou. ❞

❝ So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties… ❞

❝ He needs some milk! ❞

❝ Hi, I’m _____, and I’m your freestyle dance teacher. ❞

❝ Bitch, you’re gonna step on my fucking toe bitch with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots bitch DISGUSTING! ❞

❝ I’m old! I’m SIXTEEN! I’m a GRANDmother. ❞

❝ You know what? I’m about to say it… I don’t care that you broke your elbow. ❞

❝ I’m out here jogging…. Uh… Worst experience of my life… I don’t know why people do this for fun. ❞

[seafoamsthetic]

MY FAVORITE VINES a sentence starter - 1/???

❝ What the FUCK is up ___? No– what did you SAY, what the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up ____. ❞

❝ You have been stopped! ❞

❝ You better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH–. ❞

❝ Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less. ❞

❝ Well now, calm down, we don’t wanna panic at the disco. ❞

❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle? ❞

❝ Oh my god, why can’t you just take the freakin’ complimEEEENT? ❞

❝ What the FUCK _____? ❞

❝ That’s is NOT correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of _____. ❞

❝ STOOOOP. I could have dropped my croissant! ❞

❝ Okay you know what, you’re on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! ❞

❝ This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE” ❞

❝ Honey that’s a flyer for a lawn service . ❞

❝ Hey hey hey, kids, kids! … [MUSE’S NAME IN ALL CAPS]!!! … Honey can you be quiet, I’m just trying to do something. ❞

❝ On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. ❞

❝ I won’t hesitate, bitch. ❞

❝ Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ❞

❝ I love you, bitch! I ain’t gonna ever stop loving you– BITCH! ❞

❝ Waddup, I’m ____ I’m [age] and I never fucking learned how to read. ❞

❝ Miss me with that gay shit. ❞

❝ Go back to sleep, and STARVE. ❞

❝ This is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you! ❞

❝ ___ stop. Stop. ___ stop, you’re going to get in trouble. ❞

❝ I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! ❞ 

❝ Waaait a minute. Who are you? ❞

❝ I’ve never been to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ How do you know what’s good for me? ❞

❝ That’s my opINIOOOOOOON! ❞

❝ Ah, fuck– I can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞

[sobbing] ❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. ❞

❝ Uuh, I’m not finished. ❞

❝ First off, let’s— oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do? ❞

❝ Hey, turn off the flash you fucking moron! ❞ 

[seafoamsthetic]

MY FAVORITE BILLIE EILISH SONGS         a sentence starter

&burn

❝ if we were meant to be, we would have been by now.  ❞

❝ go ahead and watch my heart burn. ❞

❝ your love feels so fake. ❞

❝ if i could get to sleep, i would have slept by now ❞

❝ i won’t forget your laugh. ❞

hostage

❝ i wanna be alone. alone with you — does that make sense? ❞

❝ i wanna steal your soul. ❞

❝ i don’t know what feels true. ❞

❝ it’s not like me to be so mean. ❞

❝ you’re all i wanted. ❞

❝ just let me hold you. ❞

bellyache

❝ my friends aren’t far. ❞

❝ i’m too young to go to jail. ❞

❝ my v is for vendetta. ❞

❝ now i got a bellyache. ❞

❝ i wanna make ‘em scared like i could be anywhere. ❞

all the good girls go to hell

❝ can’t commit to anything but a crime. ❞

❝ got friends but can’t invite them. ❞

❝ all the good girls go to hell. ❞

❝ look at you needing me. ❞

❝ you know i’m not your friend without some greenery. ❞

❝ there’s nothing left to save now. ❞

xanny

❝ i must be missing something. ❞

❝ i don’t need a xanny to feel better. ❞

❝ nobody’s ever sorry. ❞

❝ i can’t afford to love someone. ❞

❝ please don’t try to kiss me on the sidewalk. ❞

ilomilo

❝ told you not to worry. ❞

❝ honey, what’s your hurry? ❞

❝ where did you go? ❞

❝ hurry, i’m worried. ❞

❝ the friends i’ve had to bury, they keep me up at night. ❞

❝ tell me you’ll come home, even if it’s just a lie. ❞

❝ i just wanted to protect you, but now i’ll never get to. ❞

when the party’s over

❝ don’t you know i’m no good for you? ❞

❝ nothing ever stops you leaving. ❞

❝ i could lie, say i like it like that. ❞

❝ don’t you know too much already? ❞

❝ i’ll only hurt you if you let me. ❞

❝ i’ll call you when the party’s over. ❞ 

you should see me in a crown

❝ you should see me in a crown. ❞

❝ i’m gonna run this nothing town. ❞

❝ watch me make ‘em bow one by one. ❞

❝ your silence is my favorite sound. ❞

❝ tell me which one is worse: living or dying first? ❞

❝ i like the way they all scream. ❞

bury a friend

❝ what do you want from me? ❞

❝ why don’t you run from me? ❞

❝ what do you know? ❞

❝ why aren’t you scared of me? ❞

❝ why do you care for me? ❞

❝ when we all fall asleep, where do we go? ❞

❝ we knew right from the start that you’d fall apart. ❞

❝ honestly, i thought that i would be dead by now. ❞

lovely

❝ i hope someday i’ll make it out of here. ❞

❝ need a place to hide, but can’t find one near. ❞

❝ something’s on my mind. ❞

bad guy

❝ i do what i want when i’m wanting to. ❞

❝ so, you’re a tough guy. ❞

❝ i’m that bad ‘might seduce your dad’ type. ❞

❝ i’m the bad guy. duh! ❞

❝ i like it when you take control, even if you know that you don’t. ❞

❝ own me, i’ll let you play the role. ❞

❝ i like when you get mad. ❞

❝ i guess i’m pretty glad that you’re alone. ❞

❝ you said she’s scared of me? ❞

❝ maybe it’s because i’m wearing your cologne. ❞ 

[seafoamsthetic]

what is your muse’s eye color?

put it in the tags!

[elaectrahrt]

[elaectrahrt]

                    go on.                         UNDERESTIMATE ME.

[elaectrahrt]

things catarina de lurton from deus salve o rei said --- a sentence starter.

❝ i’m going to be your queen. you should look down at the ground when you talk to me. ❞

❝ the thought of being with him makes death by hanging a tempting offer. ❞

❝ please, tell me she caught the plague and is now in hell bothering the devil with her dull company. ❞

❝ i like to watch my enemy’s defeat up close. ❞

❝ i don’t think i can get everything i want. i know it. ❞

❝ am i being accused of, what... gossip? ❞

❝ i regret nothing. ❞

❝ i would do it all again, exactly the same way. ❞

❝ i will talk to you in any way i want, that is my right. ❞

❝ he’s a fool, but a powerful fool. ❞

❝ few things in life gave me/would give me as much pleasure as watching that place burn down with you in it. ❞

❝ you can’t beat me. ❞

❝ now they taste our wrath. ❞

❝ i’m capable of things you can’t even imagine. ❞

❝ everything would be easier if i didn’t love [name/you]. ❞

❝ you haven’t seen me angry yet. ❞

❝ i will always be on your side. ❞

❝ a pity. you’re wasting your time. ❞

❝ we were never friends but i thought we could have a good relationship. ❞

❝ you still have to learn a lot about being at court, my dear. ❞

❝ no one wants to submit to a temperamental queen. not the people, much less the king. ❞

❝ despite your insistence on blaming me, i do not hold a grudge, my dear. ❞

❝ i know this is a consequence of everything you’ve been through lately. ❞

❝ i think it’s time to accept my defeat. ❞

❝ you’re turning your back on your people all over again, because of her. and once more, the people will pay dearly for it. ❞

❝ i won’t wait for you forever, [name]. ❞

❝ i deserve more than what you’re giving me. ❞

❝ one day you will look at me not only as a business deal, but as a woman/man. ❞