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no one understands when i say davesprite has legs and his wings are his hands. well hal understands but everyone else has largely fuckin disappointed me. so now im taking it upon myself to enlighten you motherfuckers. heres the thesis:

roselalonde

thanks, i love it!

wyrmwizard

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

wyrmwizard

me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot:

frigbob

Babby does a yell

puppyasks

@littlechubloves

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

YOU’VE TRIGGERED THE ALARM

kitty

djfjdjkdjk

princesstigerbelle

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

valkoswolf

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

princesstigerbelle

She is listening

iamnotswarley

I mean how can you not love Mads Mikkelsen. He

met his wife while playing a drag queen

spent the whole “Clash of the Titans” clusterfuck trolling Sam Worthington

gives zero fucks about society’s expectation of what famous actors should behave like

can wear the shit out of a suit, but prefers sportswear

knows he is made of cheekbones. accepts it. uses it to his advantage

went into dancing to score with dancers, stayed with it, went into acting after; two zero-guarantee careers right here and he made them work

is always, always nice to fans.

ships hannigram harder than Bryan Fuller.

is so fucking talented. seriously. SO fucking talented. he’s a fucking national treasure in Denmark.

threw serious shade at Lars Von Trier, and it was amazing.

iamnotswarley

also, he

has never seen a Star Wars movie and didn’t even realize how big being in one would be.

also probably had no idea how big a Marvel movie would be.

still went with doing both because he got really well paid got to do air kung-fu and shit.

joined one of the most highly anticipated video games ever without understanding anything about the plot and/or video games.

went salsa dancing with his Hannibal co-stars, director, and showrunner, despite saying he doesn’t dance in public anymore.

did a Con and got drunk with a bunch of furries.

also got onstage with a screamo band (during the same Con?) and shot toilet paper at the pit.

wears every flower crown he’s ever been given. it’s like a thing. sometimes wears two at the same time.

once wore a pink “rosé over bitches” sweatshirt while completely smashed and it was great.

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon

proudly played the ‘Bitch’ in Rihanna’s Bitch Better Have My Money video and didn’t get why it was such a big deal.

avoided major injury in a crash where he was sent flying from his motorcycle but managed to flip in midair and land perfectly on his feet.

skodasforge

Mads Mikkelsen is a centuries old immortal that doesn’t quite grasp the modern concept of celebrity, in this essay I will

gahdamnpunk

She ain’t lie

realitytvbitch

thelovelybones124-deactivated20

!!

practicalsmagic

I’M SCREAMING

bergaramadejs

#monosexuality is a farce #not really #but kinda #ignore us tbh

sosuperawesome

Lockhart Glassworks on Instagram

#reference #to buy #glass #art

yekkes

Not to be Catholicphobic but Catholicism as an aesthetic>religion

#lmao #Nuri is having a fit at this #But everyone else basically supports it #esp Alex lmao

mesopelagic

straight ppl who dress gay and then get mad when ppl think theyre gay are so tiring lol you want the fashion statement with none of the history and thats not how things work

mesopelagic

“let people dress how they want!!” no. im gay and in charge