There is something so quintessential about conservatives in the way they insist the US Constitution is the greatest document man ever conceived, but think at the same time that it shouldn't apply to certain groups.

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There is something so quintessential about conservatives in the way they insist the US Constitution is the greatest document man ever conceived, but think at the same time that it shouldn't apply to certain groups.
Making me log in to see a social media post I've been linked to from elsewhere on the internet is the last way to get me to sign up for that site. That may as well be a dead link to me. I will not sign up out of pure spite.
The other night I took too many edibles and started watching Austin Powers clips on YouTube and I started seeing through Mike Meyer's Dr. Evil makeup for the first time and it really freaked me out because those movies came out when I was young enough to not realize one guy was playing a bunch of characters in the same movie and my brain only ever knew how to accept them as being different people until the weed reset it.
The boulder pushing punishment is iconic. But I think more people should know the reason Sisyphus was punished to begin with, which was for cheating death, twice.
The first time he cheated death, Sisyphus had just angered Zeus by revealing the location of the Asopid Aegina whom Zeus abducted. Which is super valid, fuck Zeus.
Sisyphus knew that Zeus would send the god of death Thanatos after him, so he prepared a trap and trapped Thanatos in the chains meant for him.
After that, nothing on Earth was able to die so long as Thanatos was in chains. Which meant no animals could be sacrificed to the gods. This angered the gods, who made Sisyphus' life so miserable with pain and illness that he would beg for death. And so he released Thanatos.
But then came the second time Sisyphus cheated death. As he was dying, he asked his wife to dump his naked corpse in the middle of the public square. Denied a proper burial, his soul ended up on the far side of the river Styx, unable to cross.
He complained to Hades and Persephone about how his wife disrespected him, and begged them to let him return briefly to the world of the living to scold her and make her bury him properly. They agreed, and Sisyphus returned to life. He then embraced his wife, and refused to return to the Underworld.
It's only when he finally died of old age that he was sent to Tartarus and punished with the boulder.
I don't remember where I've seen it, but I like the interpretation that Sisyphus doesn't have to push the boulder. He can choose to stay in Tartarus and rest. But he was promised that if he managed to push the boulder to the top of the mountain, he'll ascend to Elysium.
And Sisyphus, in his stubbornness and cleverness, refuses to give up on a challenge.
One must indeed imagine Sisyphus happy, planning and scheming about how he'll cheat the gods next.
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One time I went to the bachelor party of an autistic guy and we went to visit the grave of a Civil War general. Shit was lit.
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Rip Tex Avery, you would have loved Doug Dimmadome's hat.
Violence is when politics stops and the laws of physics begin.
I'm glad they stopped making pennies. I love not having them in my change spot in my car, but I can't shake the feeling that the last decade of American politics is the result of John Green getting monkey's pawed.
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Sid from Toy Story definitely microwaved a fork at least once.
"Abolish ICE" is now the moderate position
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