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c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening

in any given fictional situation, there is exactly one character who is At Fault and every other character involved is a passive victim. media literacy is when you correctly identify and condemn this character

chalkbird

i fucking love urban fantasy. yes this car has a mind of its own. literally. yes this abandoned mall is a gateway to another realm. yes this subway train is actually a Creature. yes the streets twist and turn to hide the places you're not supposed to see. yes when you find the right phone booth your call gets forwarded to The Entity. yes if you don't step off the escalator it just keeps going. yes there are fairies on e-scooters. yes you can stop and have a chat with the statues. yes that door says no entry but what if you took a quick peek. just one.

#yes these vampires ride bird scooters #yes that stripper is a leprechaun and she lives in a bush and is almost done making that one shoe #yes bigfoot is a master of kumate #yes richard nixon is smiling

normal-thoughts-official

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

rapidashrider

truelovevip-deactivated20190324

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

swanonymous

These films are all in the same universe, but what universe that actually is I could not tell you for the life of me

filmgifs

Death Becomes Her (1992) dir. Robert Zemeckis

sobcat

ideal day: wake up late. iced latte. my video game. crazy reheated lunch. my show. supermarket trip to waste money. a snack. creative endeavours deep into the night. same thing next day.