Eldritch Beard

sold my soul to edritch horrors for an amazing beard and a rocking dad bod (he/him)

[arsuf]

“They know you come, the man in the white hood. They’ll be looking for you.” “They won’t find me. I’m but a blade in the crowd.”

            15th anniversary of ASSASSIN’S CREED (November 13, 2007)

[eldritchbeard]

hey

it’s been a while.

[superfart6969]

(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

[disneyjuniorofficial]

sorry, i missed *aims again*

[slimetony]

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I wrote this song about my cat who jumped off my desk after I tried to pet her

[adrowningwhale]

Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK

[justcatposts]

my new goal in life is to be as happy as this cat

[baseballcardvandals]

It’s pretty normal down there.

Own this BCV Original.

[lucifer]

[baseballcardvandals]

Baby got bac——teria.

Own this BCV Original.

[princesstigerbelle]

Meowdy howdy

[imonlyadumpling]

[emotaako]

DnD Handbook: Half-Orcs…. evil.

Every Half-Orc PC: He has huge muscles so he can hug his friends real tight….

[emotaako]

DnD Handbook: Tieflings…. MORE evil.

Every Tiefling PC: Gay party animal in a crop top and heels

[htjmfisherman]

DnD Handbook: Drow…extrEMLY evil

Every Drow PC: Drama-thirsty fashion-forward goth

[strawbebbynya]

DnD/Pathfinder Handbook: Goblins….. Unrepentantly evil……

Every Goblin PC: chaotic good hongry child

[cascadiarch]

DnD Handbook: Gnolls… SaVaGeLy evil

Every Gnoll PC: woof woof wag wag

[asfcruppy]

DnD Handbook: Dwarves….. proud and cocky

Every Dwarf I’ve met: HOI FRIEND HOW AR YA

[helish-daddy]

Joji - Yeah Right

[slimetony]

why have gender roles when you can have pizza rolls

[ponyo-ghibli]

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

[mienar]

endless sleep

[hookieduke]

I am teaming up with @triplestamppress in Richmond, VA to raise money for @splcenter (Southern Poverty Law Center). The SPLC does amazing work fighting against intolerance and racism, hate, and working to obtain and uphold the civil rights that all peoples deserve. So next week please join @triplestamppress who has generously donated their time and skills, and me, by purchasing this tshirt. ALL proceeds will go to SPLC and help fight the hatred and bigotry, that was seen in Charlottesville, VA this past weekend. Details on shirts forthcoming! We are still picking out blanks. (: #resist #fightracism #southernpovertylawcenter