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My monitor is sideways and this motherfucker is still swording too hard
This man is trapped in his house with what’s going to be like 1000 giant moths and it is somehow the funniest thing I have seen in days.
Unpopular opinion: Did not like the ‘Steven leaves’ thing. Boy is 16 and has just gotten his support system back. Especially the line about how he ‘may never come back’
I get the bittereet vibe they were going for but I’m not a fan of these separation endings that are so trendy lately
When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING
Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.
The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.
All I see is
@thechekhov не могу перестать думать об этом
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He’d always had a bad temper, but this was ridiculous. We were in the middle of a crowded restaurant when he …
Dad for One from One for All's perspective as an incredibly distressed ghost
Bonus:
tfw you realize the guy who keeps kidnapping you and using you as bait to catch his arch nemesis is actually just a theater kid who’s really nice
writers: *intentionally write villain as sympathetic*
fans: *sympathize with villain*
the purity police on tumblr dot com:
For everyone on this post asking which villains I’m talking about/what kind: this post was written especially about the all villains that you particularly hate, and it was written to spite you, personally.
This appears fitting:
HE GOT 23 YEARS BEHIND BARS BABEYYYY
Please tell me they are hooting among each other. Cuz that would be so cute…
I can’t believe it whenever I see all of these literal babies on their own smartphones and Apple tablets. When I was their age the only thing I would play with was an old goose beanie baby I dubbed Stinky Beak. He was deformed and I hated him and I tried to drown him several times.
Not to sound like a French orphan from the 1700s but as a 5yo I had a stale baguette end which was shaped slightly like a bird head. I called it goosey-duck and I loved it very much until I accidentally left it out in the rain and it drowned.
OP I think you’re my cosmic opposite and we need to duel or something.
This is like the beginning of Us
hot girl summer this, feral woman winter that
we’re entering into soft girl spring where I roll myself up in moss, paint myself in pastel colors, and cry a little like a sorrowful waif of the moors every hour
it’s finally 60 degrees out today!! You know what that means
I wrap myself up in moss and I roll tf away.
@ilovemosss :))))
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