Cheesecake and Lacy Things

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[537avianway-deactivated]

the gender fluids...

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

[dipterrah]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[melxncholymermxid]

They don’t need a dating app, they married each other right after highschool

[artificialenvy]

[hydro-homies]

Mind ya mf business

[rift-master]

YOU walk into someone elses room and YOU blame the motel?

[onlytwitterpics]

Wear your goddamn mask period

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[4soy-deactivated20161208]

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

[potato]

thats none of your business

[azulapropaganda]

The B in Bromance are actually sunglasses so if u remove them it’s a lot more serious

[azulapropaganda]

@zukkababey YEAH

[supermodelcats]

Nimbus may have started out as a crinkled tissue, but I think she grew up into quite the supermodel!

[gothiquerosegarden]

Adult Nimbus: looks like a majestic, benevolent forest spirit who protects people from the fae

Kitten Nimbus: no tuch me i angy

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[zagreus]

you can only reblog this every day of the week

[chongoblog]

godless weaday

[okayysophia]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[faggottt]

[lorelaigilmoure]

#i’ve been thinking about this a lot lately

[girlslikegirls-vk]

[mathuinmke]

[weavemama]

trump supporters across the U.S:

[roll1uptwice]

[dinovia-grant]

OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!