all my friends are murder

bartender, wiseass, shortie gal

[electriccworry]

Today was my last day bartending!!!!!

Yee and Haw

[dog-teeth]

dog teeth #291

[troph]

[sweetoothgirl]

ANIMAL SKELETON CAKE

[char-portraits]

Jeanne d'arc, first horseman of the apocalypse by Anato Finnstark

[rocknrolld]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[mardelina]

[fludogenerator]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

[heerotreats-blog]

[madsiemoon]

☘️🌿🌾🥀

[animalwoonz]

[people-are-awesome]

Painting With Thread? 🤔

Watch these classics get reimagined in stunning detail using THREAD! 

…It’s not your mama’s sewing kit, we’ll tell you that.

Art by Ani Abakumov

[electriccworry]

Fully shaved legs and fresh sheets

Better than sex

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[circamortem]

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes

[harmonyblast]

“WRONG ITS A KING OF DIAMONDS”

[kurosmind]

this man is channeling Mollymauk Tealeaf so hard

[pacificrim-archive]