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spitz post

[hoochiecoquette]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[oldsoulsarah]

L'Amour à la mer (1965). dir. Guy Gilles

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[zepkins]

goofy ass niggas pls get out my way

[y2kculture]

vintage black hair care magazines ⋆˚࿔

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[achillesinhighheels]

[scorpionlafemme]

[t-hiswifey]

And he's still blaming everyone but himself.

[grlonth3m00n]

[mzthuggr]

[jjcinnajj]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[soulaana-delrey]

I love teasing dick. Like…take it out. Okay, maybe I'll lick the precum. Okay maybe I'll spit on it and stroke it a little bit. Oh no my mouth is open!

[hermajestyimher]

You are your biggest project. How exciting is it that, at any given moment, you have the power to mold yourself into the idealized version you carry in your mind? That’s the beauty of leveling up—bringing to life a person who first existed only inside of you, waiting to be revealed to the world.

When you feel like slacking in your fitness, diet, faith, standards, education, or career, remember: you are a work in progress. Staying consistent in those areas is what transforms the caterpillar into the butterfly. Your evolution is already happening, so keep going

[konoko]