Feb 8, 2014
Reasons to date a vegan #1: Bacon
As a vegan I swear to never come between you and your bacon. You love the crispy deliciousness that is so salty and pairs well with... Well anything. And I promise to never interfere with that. I will never cook it for you, so you can always control the texture and taste. I will never buy the wrong type of bacon, even if it isn't organic or grass-fed. I will never steal your bacon from your plate, so you can enjoy all of it, yourself. And as long as you don't steal my kale or almonds then we will have a healthy relationship, despite your high cholesterol levels.