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[electrifyingturk]

moonbeam-power‌:

“What’s that? Is it anything like a Golden Gaytime?”

❝Nah, haven’t had any of those sweet tooth cravings in a while. I’m talkin’ booze.❞

[electrifyingturk]

❝Anyone wanna share a Cocksucking Cowboy with me?❞

[electrifyingturk]

reevc

❝Well, someone’s looking like shit today.❞

The fact that he could be seen outside of his office at all would have surprised most, but his current state was far more distressing. Despite his suit being as smooth and pristine as ever, his expression rivaled even that of one of Hojo’s experiments with how worn down he looked. To say Reeve looked like he’d been through hell was an understatement.

And while he’d like to say he couldn’t imagine why, the Turk had some vague understanding of where the man was coming from. Shit, all the makeup in the world couldn’t hide the bags under his own eyes.

[sanpatron]

There’s a guy squatting by a broken vending machine that may or may not have been wrecked to shit by him. Water, soda, juice, practically anything you could think of that’d be stocked inside was gathered up beside the man. Poor bastard must be dying from the heat considering he’s at least gone through nine or so bottles already. Damn does he look miserable. Or maybe he’s just pissed? Can’t be too sure.

“ Bunch of no-good stupid-ass motherfucking pieces of shit. Whoever’s the moron that thought having a desert option was a good idea is gonna be swallowing their friggin’ teeth when I find ‘em. ”

@electrifyingturk​ // Security Breach Pt. 1 Starter Call

[electrifyingturk]

❝Someone looks like they’re in a bad mood.❞

And as dismayed as he was at the fact that the one vending machine he managed to find had been utterly trashed, the other man’s levels of irritation far surpassed his own. Well, he could hardly blame the masked stranger. Being stuck in near flesh cooking heat is bound to make anyone more irritable than usual. He just managed to find ways to circumvent that and keep a clear head. Part of the job.

❝I’d say you should probably cool it down, but that’s probably a poor choice of words.❞

[electrifyingturk]

monoslugger 

❝Well, this sucks in just about every sense of the word.❞

He wished that sentence wasn’t quite as literal as he made it seem, but it was. To think he was starting to miss the times when stray lightning bolts and earthquakes were his biggest concern. When the Turk had finally decided to get involved in the action, he found himself confronted by.. He wasn’t entirely sure what they were, at first. Shinra had more than it’s fair share of dirty little secrets, so it was hard to remember every single one at a moment’s notice.

But eventually, recollection does come to him. He’d only ever seen these things in reports. Slightly blurred images from afar, but even those were enough to make him sick. Seeing them up close.. Christ, Hojo was a sick bastard.

Deformed beasts, human in appearance, seemed to flock around him. Both their sight and their stench was unbearable. Despite being out in the open, the scent of rotting corpses was overwhelming. And that wasn’t really a surprise, given that these things used to be people. Victims of Shinra’s inhuman experimentation to create super SOLDIERs for their cause. He may be a company man, but he wasn’t exactly proud of a lot of the things they did. And he could confidently say that this was just another circle of hell that he and all of his co-workers would be condemned to.

❝But not today, though. I still haven’t gotten my last paycheck, and I’m not about to clock out before I hit pay day.❞

[electrifyingturk]

silversurvival 

❝Shit’s just going off the rails now, isn’t it?❞

The chaotic scenes of just a few days ago paled in comparison to the hell that had descended upon them. The sight of things floating down from the sky was absurd enough. That these things were now actively trying to kill everyone in sight? Yeah.. Not very ideal. Reno had been content to sit this war out and remain on the sidelines, looking out only for his own self interests.

However, it now seemed as though there was a clear sign that needed to be picked. The one that wasn’t actively trying to make sure he was a corpse. The Turk watched on from a vantage point to survey the chaos happening down below, unsure of where to even begin.

[electrifyingturk]

💪 though he may not look it xielian is a STRONK boi

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❝What, is sweeping people off their feet without warning just a regular thing here? Back home, you had to at least take someone out on a date first.❞

[electrifyingturk]

RUDE HAD HAIR?!?!?!

[anotherdamnrpmemeblog]

things that are hard to hear.

**possible triggers - abuse / death / suicidal implications change pronouns as needed for things you’d WANT to hear, click here!!

❝ i don’t want you in my life anymore. ❞

❝ i don’t want to have a relationship with you. ❞

❝ she’s not coming home. ❞

❝ that wasn’t meant for you. ❞

❝ i don’t love you, okay? i never did. i never will. ❞

❝ you’re wasting my time. ❞

❝ you’re wasting your time. ❞

❝ you’re not listening to me! ❞

❝ i feel like i can’t tell you anything. ❞

❝ you’re too late. ❞

❝ you don’t give yourself enough credit. ❞

❝ you don’t give me enough credit. ❞

❝ it’s time for things to change. ❞

❝ you failed me. ❞

❝ fuck you. ❞

❝ i can see right through you. ❞

❝ things are getting bad again. ❞

❝ are things getting bad again? ❞

❝ move on. ❞

❝ that’s on you. that’s your fault. ❞

❝ you’re holding on to things that are holding you back. ❞

❝ you haven’t changed. ❞

❝ i’m not changing my mind. ❞

❝ i’m dying. ❞

❝ you’re good – but you’re not as good as you could be. ❞

❝ it’s always about you. ❞

❝ nobody cares about your problems. ❞

❝ i don’t trust you. ❞

❝ you’re being taken advantage of! ❞

❝ i feel like you’re taking advantage of me. ❞

❝ did you hear what she said about you? ❞

❝ life isn’t fair. suck it up. ❞

❝ i didn’t mean i liked you that way– ❞

❝ maybe it’s better this way. ❞

❝ i wish i’d never met you. ❞

❝ you ruin my happiness. ❞

❝ i think we should see other people. ❞

❝ i’m not ready to settle down. ❞

❝ i want to love someone like you love me. ❞

❝ you can do anything you set your mind to, but you won’t. ❞

❝ stop crying. ❞

❝ don’t come back. ❞

❝ i’m not coming back. ❞

❝ i don’t care enough about you to hate you. ❞

❝ i feel like you’re dragging me down with you. ❞

❝ why don’t you smile anymore? ❞

❝ something happened today. ❞

❝ i don’t want to do this anymore. ❞

❝ stop letting it get to you. ❞

❝ i’m sorry. ❞

❝ i’m not sorry. ❞

❝ you’re not sorry. ❞

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[electrifyingturk]

❝Not having a cellphone on me isn’t really a big deal. Use of cellular devices during work hours has been heavily restricted for a while now at Shinra. Ever since that leaked nudes incident--❞

[electrifyingturk]

Looks like fighting is happening now. Reno can’t catch a break. Feel free to like this for a starter for part 2 of the event! Leaving uncapped for now. Be forewarned, there’s going to be some body horror shenanigans happening with his world’s enemies.

[electrifyingturk]

worldrebel‌:

     it seemed like GPU truly wasn’t playing around. everything had suddenly shifted, the conditions outside now even more dangerous to those who dared to oppose them. and as much as one would prefer to stay in a safe place, Nine knew it wasn’t time to be laying about. she left the club, escaping the blistering heat of Cotes to the foggy terror that now was Archimedes. it didn’t take long for one of the Denizens to find her, taking advantage of her surveying what she could through the mist. in the end, she triumphed over the creature, but it wasn’t a clean getaway. no sooner had she delivered the killing blow did she teleport away to someplace safer. 

            at least, she hoped it was safe.

      the witch barely had time to react when it surprised her and her shoulder suffered greatly for it. dark, crimson blood poured freely from the deep lacerations gifted to her by the Denizen’s claws. it stung and her entire left arm throbbed, heat and pain pulsating with every little movement and she had to bite down on her lip to stifle the hiss of pain. one second of carelessness and she nearly lost her head. the wound thus far served as a painful reminder of just how WEAK she was right now, unable to do much against the NULL.

   even if Nine had successfully teleported away, she hadn’t completely escaped Archimedes yet. strange, considering she never had problems before but…“ Maybe it’s because of this wound. “ mostly spoken to herself. she had no true way of knowing if her blood loss was affecting the potency of her magic or if it was something in the mist. the witch curses, face contorting in pain as she presses her hand against the ghastly wound. I need to find a medical kit soon. but before she can take even a few steps, something makes a noise and Nine spins on her heel, weapon aimed at the ready and gaze narrowing. 

           dammit. “ Come out. You have five seconds. “

@electrifyingturk​ – event s.c.

Thus far, looking out for number one had served him well. He might have gotten sidetracked once or twice due to sentimentality, but for the most part, the Turk was only concerned with keeping himself alive. It was the smart thing to do, after all. Especially for someone who’d been thrust into this situation out of the blue without any knowledge of where he even was or how he got here.

Doubly so now that this place has gone from natural disasters, to freaks who’re actively out to try and kill people. While he wasn’t at peak capacity, his training had prepared him enough to avoid monsters like these, at the very least. As long as he doesn’t run into some bullshit, he was sure he’d make it out of this just fi--

“ Come out. You have five seconds. “

What do you know? There’s some bullshit. The Turk didn’t sense any imminent danger, which was why his body hadn’t tensed up at the sound. And to his credit, it didn’t seem like he’d run into someone who was trying to turn him inside out. Instead, it was someone who looked like they’d come close to being turned inside out themselves.

❝Phew. Not looking so hot there, are ya?❞

His tone is casual and unconcerned. Mostly as a means of reminding himself not to be moved by anything he saw here. The sight of a bloodied person might make most instinctively try to help, but he had to suppress that urge. Not just because he couldn't trust anyone here, but because he was sure that getting involved would end badly for him in the end.

[electrifyingturk]

smallblueboyscout‌:

“Bold of you to assume I do.”

❝.. Hey, don’t say the word I just said, alright?❞

[electrifyingturk]

Priorities when choosing candidates for SOLDIER:

1. Sex appeal 2. Skill

[electrifyingturk]

wasuremasho‌:

“This implies any of us had a choice to be here.”

❝Fair point, I guess. Then why exactly are we expected to choose one side or the other in this little war. Why not go into business for ourselves and find a way out? Or are we just assumin’ we can’t?❞

[electrifyingturk]

❝How can anyone stand living in this shit hole?❞