Elemeny's Blog

My name may not really be Elemeny. But that doesn't hinder my posts and reblogs in both German and English about Avengers, life, Doctor who and all the other fandoms i adore. So buckle in bitches!

[wadey-wilson]

no offense to 2020 but what the fuck

[dechart]

has this been done yet

[peoplecallmecarfanatic]

I just love how in English you say “great minds think alike”, which is a completely positive thing since you’re kinda praising yourself, but in German you go like “zwei Dumme, ein Gedanke” = “two fools, one thought” 

German is beautiful, isn’t it

[niniblack]

German is way more fucking accurate.

[gothammite]

yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he cannot be defeated now. youve cast the perfect impermeable wall. he’s too powerful and we’re at his mercy

[spideyjlaw]

Thank You,

Robert Downey Jr,

Chris Evans,

Mark Ruffalo,

Chris Hemsworth,

Scarlett Johansson &

Jeremy Renner,

You will forever be my Avengers

[elemeny]

The first time i like a translation to German better than the original sentence

Okay. We're in Thor: the Dark World. Thor is talking to his father about brining peace to the nine realms. He flatters his father. Odins answear is the part I am reffering to. In German he says: "Du musst denken ich sei ein Bär, dass du mir so viel Honig ums Maul schmierst." Which translates to: you must think I am a bear that you cover my face in honey. A bear--> strong, a fighter --> also flatters a king I grew up with that saying and i didn't think much about it, because i had only seen the movie in German. But today I watched the movie in English for the first time and I lost my shit at this: "You must think i am a slice of bread that you butter me so heavily" Bread. I know now that it is a similar saying to my german one but still. Now all I can picture is a piece of bread with the allfathers face on it.

[rosecloudship]

[marvel-lous-things]

Shuri: *can’t find Peter in the soul realm*

Shuri: *inhales*

Shuri: ROAD WORK AHEAD

284693 teenagers who got dusted in the snap: UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES

Shuri:

Shuri: oh no

[memesandlaughs]

[medusasterling]

Doctor Who + my sister = me crying

So, I was watching Doctor Who with my sister and we reached “The Angels take Manhatten” and I think it broke me a bit. But then my sister had to go and say “Get you a man that loves you as much as Rory loves Amy” and now I can’t stop crying and I’m so glad I haven’t put on my Christmas makeup yet or I’d look like a racoon by now.

I love my sister but she sure knows how to make my heart break.

PS: @elemeny Don’t do something like that when we watch Hell Bent. Please!

[elemeny]

Get you a man that loves you as much as Rory loves Amy

Me

[megame]

Committing murder

Connor: *attractively freaks out*

Michaela: *annoyingly, yet cutely freaks out*

Laurel: *doesn’t freak out, was probably born for this*

Wes: *casually burns, decapitates and hides a body*

[justneedmybooks]

Oh my god these two I swear to god

[midtown-parker]

[midtown-parker]

credit

[sixpenceeeblog]

[elemeny]

Infintiy (on Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/yOhkNDwGZE Stefan und Damons Tarnung war schon immer, sie seien Neffen des derzeitigen Salvatores. Doch was passiert wenn die echte Nichte Zachs vor ihnen steht? Und diese ein bis dahin unbekanntes übernatürliches Wesen ist? Clarissa Romanikova ist eine Kouran. Mächtig. Schön. Zarte sechszehen Jahre alt, doch hat sie eine Mission. Lest selbst und bestreitet mit Clarissa ein Abenteuer voll mit Liebe, Hass und Freundschaft.

[invisiblechange]

[benedictsvestcollection]

This is the best joke Disney has ever made.