Elena|Reawakened

This is an indie Elena Gilbert RP blog. Both mun and muse are of age, and there will be nsfw content. This blog is open to OCs, AUs, and crossovers, though it is selective, so please respect that.

[elenareawakened]

Text From Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw] Part 2

[text]: They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal.

[text]: I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.

[text]: Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.

[text]: That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news.

[text]: [_______] disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since.

[text]: I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.

[text]: NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.

[text]: why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list

[text]: You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it

[text]: It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.

[text]: fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.

[text]: You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!

[text]: Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.

[text]: My vagina is officially offended.

[text]: With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.

[text]: No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(

[text]: For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.

[text]: After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!

[text]: Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text]: If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store

[text]: You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall

[text]: In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME

[text]: What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.

[text]: The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch

[text]: I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.

[text]: We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.

[sunshine-memes]

My muse is sick, and won’t admit it. Send “You need to rest.” for their reaction.

[elenareawakened]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[edenofelysium]

My muse is injured and your muse decides to help them. Send “How did you end up like this?” for your muse to question my muse on their injury. 

Send “It’s just a fleshwound” for your muse to be injured and for my muse to help.

[elenareawakened]

spiritoftrickery:

                HE couldn’t stop himself from grinning at her. He leaned his elbows onto his knees, patting her leg gently, careful not to touch her wound. ❛ Anything happens ;; I will take full responsibility. ❜

❛ What happened to you anyway? ❜ As often as he was around wounds && blood, he was quite sure it wasn’t as normal for her. ❛ Did you get onto someone’s bad side? ❜

A heavy sigh tumbled from Elena’s lips.        “Bad side is the understatement of the century.” Her head fell back, thumping softly against the wall. “Somehow I’m the lucky winner who’s blood is needed for some ancient werewolf, vampire hybrid creation spell.” The girl twisted her hands together anxiously, trying not to think of how malicious Klaus’ attempts to capture her had become. “It’s safe to say some pret-ty powerful people want me in their custody.” She offered Dolos a tight smile, but it barely reached the edge of her lips, let alone her eyes. “Fun, right?”

[elenareawakened]

spiritoftrickery:

      HE slapped her hand away from her leg gently, eyeing the wound. He had seen much worse on others ;; and on himself.  ❛ Not at the moment I don’t —-  ❜

                           ❛ Give it time. If it still looks bad, we’ll fix it. ❜

Taken aback by the slap, Elena lapsed into a brief silence. He’d been around longer, and probably knew more about fixing gaping wounds, but who knew what sorts of infections she could have? and blood poisoning was starting to seem like a very large possibility.               “If my leg falls off, I’m blaming you,” she muttered, scooting back to lean against the wall. There was nothing else to do but trust him for the moment.

[spiritoftrickery-ar-blog-deacti]

           ❛ IT’LL heal. Leave it alone. ❜

[elenareawakened]

          “That’s easy for you to say, you don’t have a gaping hole in your leg.”  Elena poked at the wound through a frayed tear in her jeans, trying not to wince when she touched the wound directly.           “And I’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to look like this if it’s healing.”

[boyinthefreezer]

Graphic Giveaway

I really love to make graphics, so I’m going to give three (3) promo banners and one (1) set of online/lurking/offline graphics away. To enter, just like and reblog this post. You must be watching me. Each person may have two (2) entries. The deadline is August 15th, 2015. The winners will be announced the same day. Examples above.  

[elenareawakened]

He did these ones too! c:

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send ↯ for my muse's reaction to yours holding a knife to mine's throat

Send “↯ reverse!” for mine doing it to yours

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send "Is that my shirt?" for your muse finding mine in your muse's shirt

[boyinthefreezer]

                                тнιѕ   ιѕ ѕo                                                  noт        gonna                                                                                     end                  well.

[boyinthefreezer]

promo for mydearkanimal. Go love on them. c:

[jetkitty]

This is some bullshit right here.

[mr-elementle]

this perfectly sums up how use ravenclaws and hufflepuffs get treated

[bramblepatch]

although now I’m picturing Snape and McGonagall getting fancy badges for their houses as part of the Slytherin/Gryffindor Bullshit Oneupmanship Contest and Dumbledore’s like “hey Pomona, Filius, you want in on this?” and they’re just like “no but hey you know what the furniture in our houses’ common rooms could use some reupholstering if you’re throwing around funding”

[spiritoftrickery-ar-blog-deacti]

He caught up to her easily, his hands resting on her shoulders. ’ And I’m faster. ’

[elenareawakened]

"Not fair," she sighed, dropping down on to her bed. "I'm only human, you definitely have an advantage."

[memcir-blog]

Send me a ✉ and I will generate a random text from this website that my muse will send to yours.

[alilesha-deactivated20121227]

Reblog if you have this:

[elenareawakened]

…and are willing to share it with people that want to get to know you

[renegadememes]

Send me a ♀♂ for a starter with my genderbent muse.