a demon!

beth • 27 • she/her • aotearoa

[plounce]

aghhhh we're melting ahhh i bap you ok the head

[killxbunnyyy]

why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

[hangsawoman]

thinking about shirley jackson’s cats and how they would whisper poems to her which she would repeat out loud beautiful beautiful woman

[maryblackwood]

<3

[gr8writingtips]

do you have the courage to write a terrible first draft?

[peelingmandarins]

[alivehouse]

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

[precision-instrument]

[snekdood]

but have you ever even heard of the fynbos biome ?!!?!?!?!

a biome so unique in south africa that it's earned an entirely new biome classification for itself. so many plants are endemic to this area, and ofc it's under threat of extinction.

[iwantwhatigot]

i’m not stuck i’m just standing at the door

[real-language-facts]

lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel.

You have been offered a full-ride scholarship to get a four-year degree in this field, specifically. Upon graduation, you will be guaranteed a job in this field at the 75th percentile of average salary for the field, with the possibility of further advancement as the years go on.

However, you will never be able to get a job in any other field.

Do you take the offer?

100% yes!

Probably yes

I'm honestly torn, this is a hard choice

Probably not

Absolutely fucking not

Random other option for people who want to ramble in the tags

Voting ended onJan 26

[elesssar]

been asked to attend the next orientation as someone who recently started their phd to give advice or whatever but despite the fact it would be good to meet people and put myself out there i should probably decline due to the fact that i left my own orientation early out of sheer boredom. orientation could have been an email.

‘how have you found the first few months of your phd’

‘oh i never leave the house i don’t talk to anyone i never go to campus i have beef with the bureaucracy of this university and im having the time of my life’

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[polpotpie]

Everytime a man acts gallantly or otherwise like a sir he is awarded with #GentlemanPoints which can be redeemed for any number of knicknacks like pipe tobacco or top hats or similar gubbins. I myself am saving up for the .45 revolver #TallyHo

[uss-edsall]

I have been going to the national archives about once or twice a season for the last two years, and there’s never once been a chair near this sign

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers