Eleven Pumpkins

@FedricktheDino on Twitter

[ruinedchildhood]

[knifehats]

This is an extremely chaotic evil image

[fuckyahumor]

im crying!!!!!!!

[93-7]

[and-thee-nvmber-ov-thee-beast-is]

Me trying to meditate

[mercymornthemilf-deactivated202]

Cards Against Humanity is hiring new writers and folks…………….. I’ve waited my entire life for this

[oh-little-owl]

Hire this person

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[tardis2101]

Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can’t find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don’t know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[queenstravelingdarling]

I….they out here trying to kill us with these myths!!!!

[lady-arryn]

best of King Richard (Season 2 - part 1) (requested by @blackbetha)

[herhmione]

oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

[levesque]

i just loss so much respect for bruno wtf

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

this breaks my heart

[funnypicsdept]

[catchymemes]

[valtsv]

oh, don’t get me wrong, tumblr assigning people to group chats at random is an unbelievably stupid move, but i can guarantee you with 100% confidence that the resulting drama is going to be worth every second

[chxchki]

straight girls after watching drag race once

[gaycism]

White gays when they hear black women speak once

[cptsdwillgraham-deactivated2019]

i’m fucking begging everyone on this website to learn how to use a search engine because i just saw a post with 700,000 notes that asserted that crying physically drains Unbalanced Emotion Chemicals from your brain. yes this is literally a medieval humorist theory

[bogfox]

We should know by now that unbalanced emotions can only be drained by leeches

[cptsdwillgraham-deactivated2019]

now this is the kind of rigorous medical science i want to hear

[biomorphosis]

[queerkittyy]

KITTIES

[macperalta]

Andy Samberg’s John Mulaney impression (x)

[bandydear]

It’s funny to see all the people reblogging this completely unaware that these three worked together for Y E A R S of course they have a John impression

[dogdownloader]

mom.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]